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Twisted Version of the Mile High Club
Masturbator Forces Virgin America Flight To Land In Nebraska
It's getting kind'a weird in Coach Class nowadays.
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09-24-2014, 02:36 AM
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And I wasn't even on that flight....
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09-24-2014, 03:53 AM
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Right from the story.....
"rather than being arrested upon landing, Adams was taken to a hospital for observation" Maybe that is what he wanted, an audience.
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Probably the most appropriate airline for him to choose.
They didn't arrest him because landing in Nebraska was punishment enough.
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09-24-2014, 04:50 AM
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This fluffer have multiple witnesses. Wasn´t me.
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09-24-2014, 06:41 AM
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Must have been a good in-flight movie.
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This is why broadband on flights is a bad idea.
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09-24-2014, 02:57 PM
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How do members of the mile high club (not this guy in the OP) actually do it? Seems like you'd have to be 5 feet tall, and built like a fan belt. It's so cramped in there, I gotta get in a weird position just to pee in an airplane lav. I've never been on a jumbo jet though. The facilities in those could be plum cavernous.
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09-25-2014, 05:27 AM
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Whatever happened to following one of life's cardinal rules: you have to love yourself before you can love others!
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09-25-2014, 05:36 AM
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Skyjacking is a serious offense. The flight attendant should have known something was wrong when Doug asked for some lotion.
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All I could think of was this exchange: The Hangover - "Thanks Alot Bin Laden" - YouTube
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09-25-2014, 03:04 PM
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The guy is a jerk.
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09-25-2014, 05:49 PM
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On Facebook there is a Solo Aviator Division Of The Mile High Club. No kidding.
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After doing it in Colorado once, I really don't see what all the fuss is about.
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