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CHICKS 11-06-2014 08:34 AM

Did it/Do it all the time. Driving a Hmmwv in Iraq I would piss, and the gunner would steer for me, lol.

Vitamin waters, or Gatorade bottles are the best. Nalgenes work too. Nestle pure life sucks.

vash 11-06-2014 08:37 AM

I was on a shoulder less bridge. Or I would have gone..

Going up to Tahoe. Got caught behind snow plows. I stopped and inspired about 15 other guys to join in. Steamy yellow snow. My gf was not happy cuz she had to go as well.

Tobra 11-06-2014 08:57 AM

Maybe not in stop and go traffic, but I do have experience in this area. You want something with a screw top lid, definitely. Need a larger opening too, coke bottle is not a good choice





F/U Question:
Can you pee over the top of a street sign?

diverdan 11-06-2014 09:05 AM

That's why I buy the McDonald's large drinks for a buck. I always make sure I have a couple of those big drink empties with lids in the car. No need to aim.

livi 11-06-2014 09:23 AM

Sure. But bottles are too narrow. I need a bucket.

Jim Garfield 11-06-2014 09:30 AM

Dole 59oz pineapple juice bottle. Good for 500 miles of nonstop driving w/multiple cups of coffee. Nice smooth rounded off opening, and large tight fitting top. ;) :D

look 171 11-06-2014 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 8341480)
I was on a shoulder less bridge. Or I would have gone..

Going up to Tahoe. Got caught behind snow plows. I stopped and inspired about 15 other guys to join in. Steamy yellow snow. My gf was not happy cuz she had to go as well.

You have a wife and a GF? Damn Vash, you are my hero:cool: I am going to hate you even more if you tell me your wife was in the same car also:D

look 171 11-06-2014 09:37 AM

I have tried, bucket seats only means you will be wearing your own pee. Now if this was stopped, then it should be ok, but no way I try this on while car is moving at hwy speed.

sand_man 11-06-2014 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 8341264)
I almost crashed. With my dick hanging out of my pants...

Quote of the year!!!! :D

doug_porsche 11-06-2014 09:40 AM

Wow....

This thread makes me feel more normal, yet still grossed out, all at the same time!

BlueSkyJaunte 11-06-2014 09:43 AM

Diaper-wearing astronaut jailed in love triangle plot

Hayabusa 11-06-2014 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 8341347)
I done it piloting aircraft :cool:

This would be funny to see in cars. :D
http://www.cx4community.com/images/PRT/PRT_13.jpg
The stained seat looks a bit odd.

Rapewta 11-06-2014 09:52 AM

Private pilots would stop in an buy cathaters we sold at a medical equipment store.
Not the kind that are inserted but go on the outside. Would come in handy if you were flying
with other people.
Could be used if you got stopped in prolonged bridge traffic.

diverdan 11-06-2014 09:57 AM

Due to insane traffic jams in S.E. Asia, special bottles for females have been well developed and widely used.

pavulon 11-06-2014 10:54 AM

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nynor 11-06-2014 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Garfield (Post 8341583)
Dole 59oz pineapple juice bottle. Good for 500 miles of nonstop driving w/multiple cups of coffee. Nice smooth rounded off opening, and large tight fitting top. ;) :D

coffee out the nose.... thanks for the laugh!

scottmandue 11-06-2014 11:31 AM

No, I remember stopping out in the sticks in Utah... hiked about a hundred yards to find a big enough rock step behind... then felt like an idiot because there was no one around for miles!

GH85Carrera 11-06-2014 11:38 AM

I have made many long road trips. I have not planned so poorly as to need to pee on the side of the road. I can always make it to the next rest stop or gas station.

scottmandue 11-06-2014 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 8341793)
I have made many long road trips. I have not planned so poorly as to need to pee on the side of the road. I can always make it to the next rest stop or gas station.

This^^^ you have to be pretty poor at planning if you can't find a gas station/rest stop/fast food/supermarket/etc.

And if the Popo sees you relieving yourself in public it can carry a hefty fine.

flipper35 11-06-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapewta (Post 8341624)
Private pilots would stop in an buy cathaters we sold at a medical equipment store.
Not the kind that are inserted but go on the outside. Would come in handy if you were flying
with other people.
Could be used if you got stopped in prolonged bridge traffic.

I would think this Little John/Lady John or Paul's would be easier than a catheter.

http://www.sportys.com/source/images/jQzoom/13088.jpg


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