Sounds kind of cheap to me. I have seen $1000 worth of C be gone in a day. If he did all this (trip, whores, drugs, booze) for a week and it only cost him $2000 he did good.

oh! i thought it was the opposite. overly functional..thanks.

i grew up in mexico..practically. partied there since 18 and all thru college. been to many W-houses..and not once did i ever see a lady i wanted to bone. not in Juarez at least.. no thank you!! it was scary actually.

good for this guy..glad to see him coming around.

On TV & in the movies the hookers are usually good looking and have a heart of gold and good intentions.

I lead a sheltered boring life (good planning). I have yet to see a single hooker that was even slightly attractive. Maybe if I went to Vegas but I don't like to gamble and I hate large crowds to that appeals to me even less then a skanky hooker.

This seems like a bad idea.

This is why so many guys still go to the Consumer Electronic Show in Vegas: booze, gambling, hookers and blow (or at least get blown). For the really degenerate, book a sex tour in Angeles City in the Phillipines. Just get full STD tested BEFORE you come home to bang the wife.

There are some hookers who are very good looking but any one of them that have tricked for more then a week are pretty hard inside. In all actuality the ones that work higher end (none walkers) have a very keen business sense and make some serious money - they would make great business leaders but don't wanna deal with the BS and politics.

FWIW none have good intentions, some have good hearts but they are very very guarded.

why is this woman selling herself?
drugs?
low self esteem?
college loans?- lie
she likes it? - lie
to pay for what is numbing the pain?

Its always for the money, not all are that messed up. Most have had sexual abuse - but 1 out of every 5 women have before the age of 16. Its not about having power over men either. It is purely an ends that justify a means. The work is easy if you don't like school or working for minimum wage. Not every women can do it but that ones that do have a certain characteristic that allows them to push it aside and not think about it.

I know this is all tough in cheek (pun intended) however... a lot of this doesn't add up... even in Mexico it is very hard to believe he could do this on that budget... two grand in a weekend maybe but to make it a week? Not likely. It is also an extremely bad PSA for anyone foolish enough to try to recreate the adventure. Coke is illegal in Mexico and I'm pretty sure Mexican jail/prison is pretty unpleasant... not to mention coke dealers in America are some pretty scary/dangerous folks, don't even want to think what it would be like driving into Mexico city and trying to score.

And then there is... returned home without STD's


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C'mon, man. What could possibly go wrong?

This story smells of a pimply 14 year old posting from grandma's basement...
Just sayin...

I pictured it as oral with extra sugar on top. Win-win as it were.

Haha. Apparently you and have no clue. Like Boy Scouts. Haha.

Coke-dick. Haha.

actually, this is an excellent idea. and there is some science to back it up.

Right up Fluffer Alley! :D

Hey Mike,

And you know the above how? Doing MORE research?? :)

James and I were discussing this after I posted it on Faceplant.... and glad to see that he posted it here. Exactly the right place for it and glad that he has enlightened the group! :)

Joe A

Close relative to "speed dick", which does not mean that it moves really fast. The more likely scenario for this guy would be "whistle dick" after a week in a seedy hotel in Mexico banging low-priced whores.

But alas, like most amusing internet legends, it's all a fake story made up by some smart-ass beginning writer. Funny, though. I chortled when I first saw it. :)

Did a fee-lance writing project a little while ago - actually for a hooker of all people! Pay was decent and no I didn't take skin in trade! I'm terrified of STDs and the idea that other men would play in that sand just freaks me out.

The life style is fascinating but not as off base as I once thought. Like I said, there is a difference in the girls on the stroll vs. call-ins, vs. higher level. The call-ins and higher end (while some have a drug issue) mostly are very much into making serious money. The girls on the walk are a very very sad story - illegals, runnaways, crazies, druggies...that life is the saddest of all.

All the ones I have interviewed (call ins and high end) are actually very cool. I wouldn't talk to the street walkers - many have pimps that are basically evil. Very scary. But the others are actually very engaging - cagey but cool. I actually enjoyed talking to them but like I said, now more then ever I would't touch any of them. Surprising.