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red-beard

11-06-2014 08:01 PM

Hookers and blow

To the rescue!

Total Frat Move | Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Plzsendhelp

:rolleyes:

HardDrive

11-06-2014 08:06 PM

Fella just needed to get the....errrr.....juices flowing.

Noah930

11-06-2014 08:15 PM

That guy should be named King of PPOT.

livi	11-06-2014 08:35 PM

Sensational!

sc_rufctr

11-06-2014 09:49 PM

hey, If it worked? :D

widgeon13

11-07-2014 03:08 AM

I'm packing now!

ckelly78z

11-07-2014 03:12 AM

All those 70s Rock bands had the right idea. For less $$ that an emergency room visit for a failed suicide attempt, he made lasting memories.

onewhippedpuppy

11-07-2014 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 8342517)

That guy should be named King of PPOT.

I second the motion.

fastfredracing

11-07-2014 03:58 AM

Suddenly, I'm feeling a little depressed.

red-beard

11-07-2014 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 8342658)

I second the motion.

Why are you bringing Motion into this? :D

David Goodman

11-07-2014 05:01 AM

I want to see the reimbursement application he presents to his health insurance provider for the therapy he received.

I hope those hookers filled out all the proper HIPPA paperwork.

cashflyer

11-07-2014 05:13 AM

Webster doesn't even have a word for how awesome this is.

Schrup

11-07-2014 05:18 AM

I'll have a tough time getting this idea past the wife.

vash	11-07-2014 06:26 AM

What is cokedick?

ThomO

11-07-2014 06:53 AM

Would that treatment be considered out of network by my health care.

ossiblue

11-07-2014 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ThomO (Post 8342900)

Would that treatment be considered out of network by my health care.

Maybe he's in an HMO. Healing Mexican Orgy.

GH85Carrera

11-07-2014 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ossiblue (Post 8342918)

Maybe he's in an HMO. Healing Mexican Orgy.

Makes sense! :D

SiberianDVM

11-07-2014 07:24 AM

It worked in "Born On the Fourth of July", not so well in "Leaving Las Vegas".

onewhippedpuppy

11-07-2014 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 8342767)

Why are you bringing Motion into this? :D

He seems like he knows how to party.:cool:

red-beard

11-07-2014 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 8342876)

What is cokedick?

Unable to function due to Peruvian marching powder

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