Insert Benny Hill theme

So now he's not only going to damage the neighbor's house but kill himself in the process. This is too good to pass up. :D

Caller: " Hello, Mr Darwin. Can you please take another award out of storage. We will be needing on shortly.."

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A real life and appropriate use of a classic. Somehow, I don't think it's the first time this could be used in Thom's neighborhood. :cool:


Yakety Sax...
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subscribing!

I simply can't wait until tonight to find the results. My head will explode!

Popcorn up boys! :)

All kidding aside, people need to rethink messing around with trees. My buddy Fred was killed cutting a tree in his yard after hurricane Sandy. another friend of mine was paralyzed after a branch that he was cutting fell on him, back in the 90's.

I cant tell you the number of calls we get every year for tree cutting accidents. people are clueless in what it takes to do it properly.

This is what must happen!
F5 F5 F5 until the tree comes down...

So OP is telling us he has NO vacation days saved up?

what the heck man!!!!

Video. No wait - streaming webcam! This could be EPIC!

Yeah - that's a good solution...

I wonder what he's going to tie the cable to -- did anyone else get the blurb widebody said about a rope already tied around his chimney?

There are so many ending scenarios to this situation -- and most of them are NOT pleasant. We can sell this story to Hollywood, where they work in a "Groundhog Day" time loop and widebody's neighbor gets to work through all of the scenarios until he finds the right one. Working title: "Groundhog Day 2 - Puxatony Phill's Revenge." Chris Elliot can play widebody's idiot neighbor, with Bill Murray and Andie McDowell starring as Mr. and Mrs. Widebody.

Hey - if the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo are what the average American watches, this can work!!
-Z

It is really hard to see which way the tree wants to go by the pics.
If the first notch is holding you can always cut another.

I thought that too - especially if the first notch is not deep enough. But there is always the risk of the first notch allowing the tree to 'fold over' and fall the wrong way.

I still don't understand why he didn't cut the notch about 6 inches from the base...

-Z

'Cause he didn't borrow a "clue" along with the chainsaw and rope :D?

A family in my wife's hometown is famous for their family tree not having many branches. As such, they aren't the brightest bunch. Once when working on the roof, the husband tied his safety rope to the truck.......which his wife then tried to drive away in. When cutting down a tree, he cut down the limb........that his ladder was leaning against. Maybe they have relatives near widebody?

I am a lumber jack and I am so gay..

Maybe Jack O would like to write the screenplay for this story?

I thought you were lesbian, Markus. ;)

Unreinforced masonry loves being put under tension and shear force... :confused:

He needs to call a pro. No kidding, he is way over his head. Money well spent.

Nah.
Get him to chime on here and we will
tell him how to do it!
:D

I'll donate 4 Stihls and a come-a-long if someone else will donate a video camera for our viewing pleasure :D

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the tree.

Any update on TreeWatch 2014, Day 2?

Hehe, touché! :)

This is the best thread of 2014 ! I have a feeling the darwin awards will get handed out posthumously ?

Believe it or not, trees can get really really heavy. Yeah I know huh. And there's lots of gravity under trees.



I used to play golf with a guy who had a saying: "trees are 90% air".
He said it every time I hit my golf ball into a tree and ALWAYS hit a branch. Every time. 90% air my butt.

Eventually I told him that if he said that one more time he was gonna end up wearing my 9 iron.

I don't know if he still says it or not. We haven't played golf together since ;)

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
But when it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's the worst

this thread needs either some dramatic news music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EndZ_rZQcqc

or pensive "awaiting the verdict" news music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gNLAY1H6Q

Agree with P-O-P that lack of a streaming webcam (or at least a camcorder) pointed in his direction is an internet party foul. You cannot post stuff like this and leave us all in suspense. It's like it someone posted about the supermodel bikini party they had in their backyard pool and didn't post pics for lack of model releases or some crap like that.

Widebody needs to go home for lunch, assess the situation, provide us updates, and, most importantly, set up a webcam.

Failure to comply can possibly result in a trip to Ban Island for Widebody... ;)

Second movie script needs to be developed and submitted directly to the SciFy channel: "Sharkado vs. Treekado: Sharks Out on a Limb"

-Z

I can't imagine that tree surviving the approaching (already there?) storm.

Maybe we could set up some kind of pool on when it falls?

The moderator has spoken!:D

Subd!!

Holy s-----

I got to know how this one comes out.

Too late to buy some life insurance on your neighbor?

you need a permit to do this sort of thing, up here.
now I know why.
If this happened next door to me, I would phone the worker's compensation board. They would shut that ****-show down, pronto.

I had an enormous ash tree in my back yard that died. Huge limbs were hanging over the house. I considered taking it out my self as I have a lot of experience cutting down large oak trees for fire wood on some wooded property in central Texas. However, I decided to call in the pros. Not a scratch on the house but the yard did receive a number of deep divots. Those guys were amazing to watch as they removed the limbs from the top and worked their way down. I had them leave the stump. That is a five gallon nursery pot on top with some bamboo planted in it.
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Well, at least there is not a large Pacific storm moving in today... D'oh!

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"If this happened next door to me, I would phone the worker's compensation board. They would shut that ****-show down, pronto."

Unfortunately, WCB only covers employees and not asshats cutting down their own tree with no skill, tools, prior experience, or even a whiff of a plan.

I think the biggest difference between those with experience and those without is we know when it's time to call a climber or someone with a bucket truck, unlike they guy in the OP.

Hope the neighbor's house isn't in the direction the wind will be blowing.