Now they want us to sit down to pee?

[dennis in se pa]

A Victory for the Right to Pee Standing Up - The Atlantic

They are turning men into women. It's part of the plan.

[oldE]

They always have.

Stand up for your rights!


Les

[billybek]

You gotta fight
For your right
To be a stehpinkler!

[widebody911]

This has to be the worlds longest practical joke setup; first they want you to lift the seat, and now they want you to sit down to pee.

[billybek]

Maybe a little Bob?

Get up, stand up, stand up for your right
Get up, stand up, don't give up the fight

There are so many ways this can go! (pardon the pun!)
None of them good, but it should be entertaining!

[kach22i]

Thursday brought an advance in the cause of standing up to pee. A judge in the German city of Duesseldorf ruled in favor of a man suing his landlord for a full refund of his security deposit, which had been partially withheld because the marble floor of the tenant's bathroom had been damaged by uric acid, presumably from the errant urine of an upright person relieving himself.

Guilty of poor aim at least.

He should have at least took care of sprinkle with some TP.

One place I know of typically has a sizable puddle at the base, when I visit I tell the guy there to just stand closer as it is disgusting.

[dennis in se pa]

I clean my own toilet at home. So I know that no matter how hard you try to get it all in there, sometimes it just goes where it wants. No big deal. You have to clean the toilet anyway. There is more a feeling of accomplishment if you start with a messy one!

[legion]

And then there is the cursed split-stream...

[vash]

Originally Posted by legion

And then there is the cursed split-stream...

The blessed split stream!

[widebody911]

Originally Posted by vash

The blessed split stream!

If that's what you're into - not that there's anything wrong with that...

[Jim Richards]

All your pee are belong to us.

[vash]

Originally Posted by widebody911

If that's what you're into - not that there's anything wrong with that...

darn!! i was hoping my joke was more clear.

(punchline: split stream usually means you got laid the night before....)

[scottmandue]

I know of at least one lady that was doing daycare at her house that insisted the boys sit down to pee... I was trying to get in her pants so I didn't challenge her on the subject (she was no longer doing daycare anyway).

I was assisting with a High School prom at our building, late in the evening I went to use the bathroom, we have the urinals that are attached to the wall but don't go all the way to the ground... there was pee all over the floor! If a bunch of young men whose plumbing is in prime working order can hit the target what hope is there for the rest of us?

[Esel Mann]

Who uses a toilet in a home?

I converted to the tub years ago. Couldn't be happier. Bigger target, larger capacity.

[Vipergrün]

In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks

[aigel]

The problem is that a toilet is not designed for men. There should be urinals in every private bathroom. I know I will have one if I ever do a remodel ...

G

[ckelly78z]

And don't forget a bidet to get the wiper with bad aim.

[wdfifteen]

I was a bachelor cleaning my own house long enough to learn that pee spatter happens to the most careful of us. I hated cleaning it up. That's why I peed outside a lot.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

That's why I peed outside a lot.

You peed in your yard?

[bpu699]

Peeing sitting down makes for a much happier wife...

Whats the big deal?

Hard to read a magazine standing up .

Bo