Now they want us to sit down to pee?

[ckelly78z]

I only sit down when I have the urge to drop a duece, other than that, I place my hands behind my neck, lean back and watch it arch.

[ckelly78z]

........Because I can !

[Shifter]

Here are all the pros and cons...

The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee - The Oatmeal

[dan88911]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

I was a bachelor cleaning my own house long enough to learn that pee spatter happens to the most careful of us. I hated cleaning it up. That's why I peed outside a lot.

Speaking of spatter try peeing in the nude. All that spatter is hitting your slacks along with the surrounding area.
If I ever get around to a major remodel a urinal will be added.

[Geronimo '74]

Quote de wdfifteen

That's why I peed outside a lot.

You peed in your yard?

maybe he pees out the window...

[Iciclehead]

I hate sitting down....that water sure is cold to start with...

Dennis

[onlycafe]

"but everybody pees in the pool."

"not from the diving board!"

[targa911S]

I piss out in my yard.....

[dafischer]

Originally Posted by Iciclehead

I hate sitting down....that water sure is cold to start with...

Dennis

Deep, too.

[dafischer]

Originally Posted by Geronimo '74

maybe he pees out the window...

Ah yes, pissing out the window. Big time saver as long as the window is open.

[Don Ro]

Originally Posted by targa911S

I piss out in my yard.....

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Originally Posted by wdfifteen

I was a bachelor cleaning my own house long enough to learn that pee spatter happens to the most careful of us. I hated cleaning it up. That's why I peed outside a lot.

I piss out in my back yard several times/day.
What the hell...an acre with a 6' block wall around it...who's to care?
And it gives me a sense of dominion.
You boys are nothing but a gnat on a sailor's ass if you don't piss on your own property.
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Now for a little humor:
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How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas motel with a kitchenette?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
person at the front desk says "go ahead."

[unclebilly]

Pee in the yard, it keeps the coyotes away...

[targa911S]

pissing in the yard just says. " I have land"