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A strange thing happened on my flight home last night...
So on my flight home last night this girl boards the plane - maybe mid 20's - and she's with a guy. She's wearing yoga pants and is smoking hot. OMG. She would be a nice compliment to the "legs/butt" thread. Anyhow, she sits next to me and the guy she was with sits a couple of rows back on the opposite side of the plane. So I'm on the window, she's in the middle and some other guy is on the isle seat. We start taxiing and as soon as they shut the lights off she kind of scoots down a bit and snuggles up to me. I looked down at her and the guy sitting on the isle looks at me with a WTH smurk. So that's how she was the whole flight periodically adjusting. At one point her head was almost in my lap. I was resting my eyes as well and leaning against the wall so it actually didn't bother me. If she wasn't so hot I would have asked her to move but that was the most exciting thing to happen to me in a while. LOL.
We land and and she give me a little smile before she gets up. I see her next holding her boyfriend/husband hand at the baggage claim. She gives her boyfriend a hug but looks at me and gives me another smile. WTH? I haven't had anything like that happen to me since I was in high school. Maybe she has a thing for older guys? haha. I told my wife and she had a chuckle. |
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I had the same type of thing happen to me on a NY to Denver flight.
My buddy from work hit the head about half way thru the flight as he walked by I got the strangest look for some reason. Cute early 20's girl. She was scared Sh**less and snuggled on me the whole flight. She thanked me after the flight and said I was like a big bearded teddy bear
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I believed your story till you got to the part about telling your wife.
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If you embilish to story a bit, it could start with; Dear Penthouse Forum
 
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Maybe you had a Brian Williams moment.
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I hate to break this to you grandpa, but the reason she was so comfortable around you is she assumed you were so old she was safe. I'm sure at dinner that night she said, "I sat next to the cutest old man, reminded me of my grandpa.
One word of flirt and you would have gone from "cute old man" to "dirty old man" in a nanosecond. Lol
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Had similar thing happen to me but it was on the T in Boston, it was a guy and it wasn't nearly as pleasant...
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any woman that thinks a "grandpa" does not have a bit of "dirty old man" in them is fooling themselves. just saying.
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You can measure how old you really are if a hottie like you describe leans against you and you don't get wood. Just saying.
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If the genders were reversed the guy would probably be arrested for sexual harassment.
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Inside every old man is a young man going WTF!
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You got your male ego(vulnerability) stroked for a few minutes.
Congratulations. Or rather: 1/10th stroked by a teaser *unt. willing to stab any male in the back when convenient. Then you were let down. Disappointed, rejected, and humiliated. Limited opportunities are much harder on an older man. Don't blame yourself. It's daily thing. Wash off the boots outside. Like mud and dog poop. Last edited by john70t; 02-07-2015 at 02:25 PM.. |
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Lucky dog. All I ever get in the seat next to me are chatty grannies or giant fatasses.
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Engaging story.
But it makes you wonder why she would sit with you and not her BF. Does she play games with him? You didn't mention her BFs reaction (if any) to the situation.
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