modern definition. 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base.

[vash]

i was buying coffee this morning. three ladies in front of me giggling. one lady said, "oh, i let him get to 2nd base"..more giggling.

i figured if i tapped on her shoulder to ask for clarification, i would get a dose of pepper spray..so i got my coffee and left to ponder the situation.

back in the day, i'm sure "1st base" meant a handshake and you got a peek at some ankle skin.

what about now? adults only..i dont want to hear what 13 year olds are doing. life is scary enough.

[widebody911]

Baseball metaphors for sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[aschen]

2nd base is still boob touching under bra I believe.

Any sort of lower region action takes you to 3rd I believe.

[wdfifteen]

My dates used to invoke the infield fly rule a lot.
"You're out!"

[Seahawk]

All I know is that I have always followed the new rules governing, "baseball": When at home plate, I always stay in the box.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

All I know is that I have always followed the new rules governing, "baseball": When at home plate, I always stay in the box.

All I know is I'd rather be a pitcher than a catcher. YMMV.

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

All I know is I'd rather be a pitcher than a catcher. YMMV.

As the batter, with a bat in my hand (or her hand) in the batters box, etc., etc.

I have got to figure out how to delete stuff

[McLovin]

Those are old fashioned definitions, I think these days first base is straight one-on-one missionary intercourse between 2 humans, and you move on from there.

[MikeSid]

Meatloaf nailed it.

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by McLovin

Those are old fashioned definitions, I think these days first base is straight one-on-one missionary intercourse between 2 humans, and you move on from there.

This. My first impression when I read the OP was that head is probably second base these days....

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

This. My first impression when I read the OP was that head is probably second base these days....

Home run is probably nothing short of fingercuffs, filmed and uploaded to a public site.

[herr_oberst]

Had to look up fingercuffs!

[ledhedsymbols]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Had to look up fingercuffs!

Bwahahah

Ever see "Chasing Amy?" Classic early Kevin Smith movie.

[vash]

Originally Posted by rick lee

home run is probably nothing short of fingercuffs, filmed and uploaded to a public site.

lol

[stomachmonkey]

Lollipop Parties.

You don't wanna know unless your a teenage boy.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey

Lollipop Parties.

You don't wanna know unless your a teenage boy.

If that's what I think it is, we had some strippers provide those at a bachelor party in our hotel suite long ago. It was kind of weird watching the groom's dad partake.

[Norm K]

[masraum]

I'm thinking that the new first base is naked selfies. 2nd base is head...

[M.D. Holloway]

according to my Son, first base defined by the girls around here is anal...

[targa911S]

first base- 1979 Gibson Thunderbird
second base- Gibson 335
third base - Fender aerodyne