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VaSteve 02-26-2015 01:25 PM
Given that the news won't STFU about 50 Shades of Grey, I don't know whats up. :(

74-911 02-26-2015 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeSid (Post 8506047)
Meatloaf nailed it.
Absolutely: Paradise Under the Dashboard Light.....

Shifter 02-26-2015 01:45 PM
1st base - you are both single
2nd base - she is single
3rd base - you are single
Home base - you are both married to others

Rick Lee 02-26-2015 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by peteremsley (Post 8506731)
That's pretty scary.

I didn't know finger cuffs either, but it appears to be just a good ole fashioned spit roast :D
HA! Love it.

Throw in a Prestige, an Angry Pirate and a Cleveland Steamer and you've hit a home run with bases loaded.

RANDY P 02-26-2015 04:39 PM
1st base make out, crotch rub

2nd base, top off

Third base- pants off and her pleading to wait- "I never dooo this on the first daaaate!!!!" (yeah, SURE you don't)

home base- got her ankles tangled up in your headboard, crazy noises are being made.

ALso, like real baseball this all happens during ONE game, otherwise it's dating and dating is BS.

rjp

pavulon 02-26-2015 05:33 PM
uhhh...that would be 5th base. Either you or your son need a hearing test.

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Originally Posted by M.D. Holloway (Post 8506519)
according to my Son, first base defined by the girls around here is anal...

R K T 02-26-2015 06:10 PM
Baseball and sex.......reminds me of the joke Soupy Sales told on live TV!

"I took my girlfriend to the baseball game yesterday and we had a great time. I kissed her between the strikes and she kissed me between the balls".


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