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2porscheguy 02-26-2015 01:17 PM

Let's find this Fcuker!!!
 
Good Ol' Jihadi John has now been identified!

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/bbc-names-jihadi-john-suspect-islamic-state-beheading-110637337.html

Q: What should be done with him when he's captured?

BlueSkyJaunte 02-26-2015 01:24 PM

Fishhooks in the testicles...slowly increase the tension...

flipper35 02-26-2015 01:28 PM

^ While in a pig pen.

yazhound 02-26-2015 01:39 PM

no, peal skin, rub liberally with ground epsom salt, leave for fire ants while women stand around and laugh and taunt

yetibone 02-26-2015 01:51 PM

Burn him, but don't burn him to death, just 3rd degree...

Do one arm first. Let it fester for a week, then burn a leg. A week or so after that, burn the other arm, other leg, etc.. Later, burn the hair off his head. Beard, and all.

Castrate him.

After all that, break his jaw, and all his teeth out with a curb stomp, and cut his tongue out so he can't ear, or drink, although Make sure he gets meals in his cell though. Something like pork chops, or Boston Butt.

Televise how he lives out his last days.

pavulon 02-26-2015 01:51 PM

gay rape, rifle to knees, cuff wrists, arms all the way around over the top, sever johnson, suspend by scrotum, burn, feed to pigs...over a month or two's time...broadcast all of it on Jihadjohnnycam.com

M.D. Holloway 02-26-2015 01:54 PM

The hate runs deep in these my Lord...lets go biblical on him...old school...

lane912 02-26-2015 01:56 PM

just turn over to Jordan-
we have weak morals

Rick V 02-26-2015 02:15 PM

Remove his skin with an electric potato peeler and wash him off with alcohol, each day after that break one knuckle starting at the end and working the way into the arm, then the wrists, elbows ect, when we get to the shoulders repeat the process on his feet and stop at the hips, then start on a rib a day, turn him into a damn jelly fish then just chuck him into a hog pen.

Evans, Marv 02-26-2015 02:30 PM

This wishful thinking is all very nice but we all know if he's captured alive, he'll be brought before a judge in a US courtroom and given his rights just as if he were a citizen. For myself, I think Arab justice would be about the best we could do if we turned him over to a country we could trust to do that. I actually think whoever gets their hands on him will put him through a period of rendition.

2porscheguy 02-26-2015 02:37 PM

Man, you guys are cruel!:rolleyes:

So you wouldn't offer him plastic surgery to help change his appearance as he will undoubtedly be a persecuted individual once identified, and then give him a new identity to allow for rehabilitation into society, and, of course, as much mental health counselling as necessary to allow for said rehabilitation? Oh, and of course provide him with a generous monthly stipend as it will be very difficult for him to support himself as he will undoubtedly be suffering from PTSD and all?

yellowperil 02-26-2015 02:41 PM

He's quite tall, shorten him by about 12", just like he did to others.

Norm K 02-26-2015 02:48 PM

Staple a nice pair of Dr. Dre's Beats to his head, turn up the volume and make him listen to PARF Christians for the rest of his life.

group911@aol.co 02-26-2015 02:55 PM

Yep. Let's lower ourselves to their standard so they too can plaster our videos all over to convert those that aren't. Great idea.

Por_sha911 02-26-2015 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nkowi (Post 8506655)
Staple a nice pair of Dr. Dre's Beats to his head, turn up the volume and make him listen to PARF Christians for the rest of his life.

That would be a blessing to him when he gets saved.

Norm K 02-26-2015 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Por_sha911 (Post 8506671)
That would be a blessing to him when he gets saved.

This guy could never qualify for Christian-style salvation `cause if there's a god he has common sense.

BeyGon 02-26-2015 03:15 PM

I think, like any prisoner we end up with from now on, get what info you can in the first hour or so then turn them over to Jordan, Egypt, the Kurds or whatever other group is in the area that they have been murdering. Any group that doesn't follow the obaama/holder Miranda laws. Let them ask them questions for a while. on the way out.

Baz 02-26-2015 03:41 PM

You guys are lightweights!

If you really want to torture him....make him sit through both the Academy Awards and the State of the Union speech....all in ONE SITTING!

:eek:

look 171 02-26-2015 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by group911@aol.co (Post 8506666)
Yep. Let's lower ourselves to their standard so they too can plaster our videos all over to convert those that aren't. Great idea.

what do you suggest, counseling because he was temporary insane?

flyenby 02-26-2015 04:01 PM

Just kill the jerk...

BeyGon 02-26-2015 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by look 171 (Post 8506720)
what do you suggest, counseling because he was temporary insane?

obaama says get him a job. but he has a job, killing Christians, he likes his work.

Rick Lee 02-26-2015 04:04 PM

I'd go after his family too. Kill the wife, kids, pets, burn the house down, put a hog farm there. Torture JJ for years, then bury him alive. Stamp that seed out.

gtc 02-26-2015 04:06 PM

You guys sure are angry, for a bunch of rich old white guys anyway.

rusnak 02-26-2015 04:17 PM

Go Obama on his miserable Jihadist azz.


Send him to free Junior College, and give him free healthcare and a free phone.

2porscheguy 02-26-2015 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8506753)
I'd go after his family too. Kill the wife, kids, pets, burn the house down, put a hog farm there. Torture JJ for years, then bury him alive. Stamp that seed out.

Actually one of the comments to the story suggested holding his family hostage should he appear on another hostage beheading or otherwise ISIS propaganda video.....great plan but I sincerely doubt the UK would allow it to proceed.

I suspect now that he has been identified, ISIS will simply replace him with Jihadi James!:rolleyes:

Porsche-O-Phile 02-26-2015 05:02 PM

Simple: put him in a room with a few large pigs - big razorbacks would do. I'd provide one somewhat rusty old knife just for sport. Don't provide any food to man or beast. Eventually the pigs will get hungry and solve the problem or JJ will try to kill and eat the pigs to survive. If he succeeds, he has to live with that uncleanliness as he slowly starves to death afterwards anyway.

Simple, easy, cheap.

BeyGon 02-26-2015 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2porscheguy (Post 8506823)
Actually one of the comments to the story suggested holding his family hostage should he appear on another hostage beheading or otherwise ISIS propaganda video.....great plan but I sincerely doubt the UK would allow it to proceed.

I suspect now that he has been identified, ISIS will simply replace him with Jihadi James!:rolleyes:

I think they will make him a hero, now that he has been identified they will put him out there for more of this. They just took a few hundred more Christians, he has work to do.

dyount 02-26-2015 05:27 PM

Capture or drone him? oh hell no.

Put a plant into ISIS to get close to the dude..... Then kill one at a time his entire family. Then, after he's suffered the loss of his family have his head offed by his new best friend, tape the whole thing and release it with the idea of what the rest of the world can/will do to those who live by the sword of isis.
Revenge is quite cold and best served that way

E38Driver 02-26-2015 05:28 PM

Insert two needles, one in each arm. One to bleed him out and one feeding him meth to keep him humming right along so he can feel the life leaving him.

Dave

Baz 02-26-2015 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8506753)
I'd go after his family too. Kill the wife, kids, pets, burn the house down, put a hog farm there. Torture JJ for years, then bury him alive. Stamp that seed out.


The pets???

What did they do?

:rolleyes:

group911@aol.co 02-26-2015 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by look 171 (Post 8506720)
what do you suggest, counseling because he was temporary insane?

No. Let's just keep writing a handbook for them on new torture techniques just in case they run out. Is it really that hard to understand that our continued fixation on torture is a win for them?

onewhippedpuppy 02-26-2015 06:04 PM

I like to renforce our superiority. I think a 500 lb laser guided bomb into his home would do nicely. They can torture, but they can't do THAT.

BeyGon 02-26-2015 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by group911@aol.co (Post 8506885)
No. Let's just keep writing a handbook for them on new torture techniques just in case they run out. Is it really that hard to understand that our continued fixation on torture is a win for them?

this is just really sad, really, really sad.

M.D. Holloway 02-26-2015 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by group911@aol.co (Post 8506885)
No. Let's just keep writing a handbook for them on new torture techniques just in case they run out. Is it really that hard to understand that our continued fixation on torture is a win for them?

Bob, there is no limit to the creative ways man has hurt man. They learn nothing from us. They want 1000 years back is all and have the 1400 mentality and desire to go back.

what we have is a fixation on fixing. This thing can't seemed to be fixed they way we have been taught - so it has to revert back to base. Old school.

john70t 02-26-2015 06:57 PM

Hey guys.

In case you didn't know there is a forum on this website specifically created for politics and religion.
The link to the forum is Off Topic - Politics and Religion - Pelican Parts Technical BBS

Sorry to interupt.

GWN7 02-26-2015 07:05 PM

Track his cellphone and drop a MOAB on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQdeAeOEg4

Jeff Higgins 02-26-2015 07:22 PM

They have demonstrated their morals and values for the whole world to see. We need to do likewise, and show the world there is a difference. The day we give that up and place retribution above justice is the day they have effectively won.

sc_rufctr 02-26-2015 07:32 PM

I doubt they'll ever find this criminal.

Regardless of the propaganda guys like this don't see action in the field. He's part of their HQ/PR group.
Not really a formal thing but he wouldn't be walking about with the other soldiers.
They probably picked him because he could speak English clearly and he was willing to do the murders on video.
I wonder how MI6 identified him. Maybe someone in England came forward with info.

Regardless, I doubt they'll ever arrest him. At some point a smart bomb will find him and his remains will never be identified.

pavulon 02-26-2015 07:45 PM

The difference is that Johnny has proudly tortured and killed several people on video and then effectively threatened every person on this planet. That earns him a special sort of ugly, slow death also captured on video. This would document justice being served up fresh and hot. Anything short of such a thing would (will) be an injustice to everyone everywhere. That bastard gets to suffer the special demise he's cooked up for himself followed by more humiliation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins (Post 8507016)
They have demonstrated their morals and values for the whole world to see. We need to do likewise, and show the world there is a difference. The day we give that up and place retribution above justice is the day they have effectively won.


look 171 02-26-2015 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by group911@aol.co (Post 8506885)
No. Let's just keep writing a handbook for them on new torture techniques just in case they run out. Is it really that hard to understand that our continued fixation on torture is a win for them?

ok, what if that was your kid he beheaded? what would do then? You fooking right we are angry. :mad:


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