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If you think about it...
.... a salad spinner is really just an amusement park ride for lettuce.
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Deep thoughts by stomachmonkey
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You know Bill Cosby is in trouble for allegedly giving drugs to women in exchange for sex.
Lots of folks out there just call that "A Great Weekend." AMIRITE? http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1437356287.jpg |
Call any vegetable Call it by name
Call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good Aw, The vegetable will respond to you ...... with respect to Frank Zappa |
No matter where you go, there you are.
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... anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough.
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Quote:
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Every picture of you is a picture from when you were younger.
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Every single romantic relationship you ever have will end.
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What were you smoking yesterday Stomachmonkey?
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Rain is just God pissing on you.
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Resist we much!
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Yanno, I was thinking about this thread this morning.
Standing in front of the mirror, looking at my naked body and pondering salad spinners, when it occurred to me, "They're probably going to throw me out of this IKEA pretty soon." |
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