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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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If you think about it...
.... a salad spinner is really just an amusement park ride for lettuce.
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Location: Valencia Pa.
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Deep thoughts by stomachmonkey
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Band.
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
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You know Bill Cosby is in trouble for allegedly giving drugs to women in exchange for sex.
Lots of folks out there just call that "A Great Weekend." AMIRITE? 
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Call any vegetable Call it by name
Call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good Aw, The vegetable will respond to you ...... with respect to Frank Zappa
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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... anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough.
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07-20-2015, 09:13 AM
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07-20-2015, 09:57 AM
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Every picture of you is a picture from when you were younger.
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07-20-2015, 10:42 AM
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Band.
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
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Every single romantic relationship you ever have will end.
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07-20-2015, 11:03 AM
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What were you smoking yesterday Stomachmonkey?
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Hell Belcho
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Oz
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Rain is just God pissing on you.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NW Lower Michigan
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Resist we much!
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Yanno, I was thinking about this thread this morning.
Standing in front of the mirror, looking at my naked body and pondering salad spinners, when it occurred to me, "They're probably going to throw me out of this IKEA pretty soon."
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