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What is the difference between a duck?
One leg is the same.
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How many pancakes can you fit into a canoe?
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I'm sorry I have a cold.
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How Long is a chinaman.
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How many flapjacks can you fit on a doghouse roof?
Only 12, because bananas don't float on the ocean.
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09-06-2015, 08:03 PM
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Ubi bene ibi patria
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How many flapjacks can you fit on a doghouse roof?
Only 12, because bananas don't float on the ocean and, because ice cream has no bones! It is also farther to Chicago than it is by bus. (Apologies: had to swipe your line Dave) Cheers JB
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“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not - both are equally terrifying” ― Arthur C. Clarke "As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom." - Pythagoras Last edited by Hawkeye's-911T; 09-07-2015 at 09:27 AM.. |
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How long is a rope?
What does blue taste like?
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Cheers JB
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1984 Porsche Carrera
Eagle Talon TSi AWD
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