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the MALL ninja
please read and enjoy read the whole thing cause it starts out kinda boring but it gets absolutely hilarious i was dieing by the end
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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I don't know why you think a bunch of '40s to early '50s divorced white male gun fanatics with CCW permits who are fond of German motorcars would find "Mall Ninja" funny.
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Okay, I apologize. NO ONE could not find that funny. Wow.
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i like to change my vote. i am now FOR gun control. my bad.
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Was this written by a few of PPOT gun crowd? Incredible similarities between the two.
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This is a really old thread, seen it many times, and it's always good for some laughs.
There are many cops that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too tactical too. I love driving out in the burbs and seeing a cop with some soccer mom pulled over with the whole 9 yards of 'tactical' gear strapped to his fatigue wearing person. Sheesh. |
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"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God."
That line is priceless!
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My favorite was the part about one experiment in the army doesn't make him gay and that he has saved the heterosexual virginity of the mayors nephew
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My order is in for the special wall climbing boots.....
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http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-High-Top-Tabi-Boot/dp/B0000C4JXX http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Climbing-Foot-Spikes-Set/dp/B0009X2CSG/ref=pd_sim_sg_6
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Gawd that's funny stuff!
The "Mack Bolan" books I used to read in Junior High have NOTHING on "SPECOPS". Wow. Just wow.
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Ha ha. I just happened to watch Mall Cop tonight before reading this thread. ROFL.
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to bad there aren't any pictures
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the thing is there are real security guards who have this kind of ego.
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Make fun of him all you like. I appreciate the fact that someone is looking after my A-Virginity if I need to use the bathroom.
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I didn't know mall security has high powered rifles or tactical golf carts
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Man that was funny !!
I think you might want to re-thing "The right to bear arms", or at least duc-tape armoured plates to you body.
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