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vash 10-15-2015 08:39 AM

The fist bump.
 
Just had an elderly lady fist bump me. Coffee shop ran out for a moment and comped us when the fresh batch brewed.

Okay. I suppose it's here to stay? I'll teach my mom over the holidays.

"Exploding fingers" move as a follow thru. Too much?


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Norm K 10-15-2015 08:40 AM

Reduced germ transfer - particularly smart practice for the elderly.

vash 10-15-2015 08:42 AM

The fist bump.
 
Good reminder. Flu shot today!

And a silent, barely perceptible nod with eye contact transfers even less icky germs


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look 171 10-15-2015 09:11 AM

Some time ago, I met up with an older man, maybe 60ish, for a kitchen remodel job. He was some kind of executive dressed up in a suit ready to go to work. The first thing he did was stuck out his fist out. I stuck out my hand and made it awkward on purpose and made a comment about not being used to fist bumping and made a fist for him to bump. He lost a few points there imo. My dinosaur thinking has to change. :( I didn't get that job, thank goodness for that.

aigel 10-15-2015 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by look 171 (Post 8837394)
Some time ago, I met up with an older man, maybe 60ish, for a kitchen remodel job. He was some kind of executive dressed up in a suit ready to go to work. The first thing he did was stuck out his fist out. I stuck out my hand and made it awkward on purpose and made a comment about not being used to fist bumping and made a fist for him to bump. He lost a few points there imo. My dinosaur thinking has to change. :( I didn't get that job, thank goodness for that.

IMHO the guy thought "I'm going to meet this construction guy, I'll go play at his level and fist bump him, so I don't look like some stiff exec.". Backfired pretty good.

I am a handshake guy - there are too many variations of fist bumps etc. for me to get that right. Friends that are close enough where I could have an elaborate hand greeting get a bear hug. Take that!

G

craigster59 10-15-2015 10:07 AM

I just grab their fist and shake it.

GH85Carrera 10-15-2015 10:25 AM

One of my acquaintances stuck his fist out and I assumed the boxers stance and put up my dukes. I then asked why what I said that made him want to fight.

I don't get the fist bump crap. I am a confirmed grumpy old man. Get off my lawn.

I will sake your hand but I see no reason to fight.

URY914 10-15-2015 11:11 AM

When meeting a women I just grab her boob.
Doesn't always work out good.

look 171 10-15-2015 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 8837584)
When meeting a women I just grab her boob.
Doesn't always work out good.

Burst out laughing

I am eating mango right after lunch at home today. I got mango chunks all over my screen. Danm, now I gotta clean it up because of ya

look 171 10-15-2015 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aigel (Post 8837404)
IMHO the guy thought "I'm going to meet this construction guy, I'll go play at his level and fist bump him, so I don't look like some stiff exec.". Backfired pretty good.

I am a handshake guy - there are too many variations of fist bumps etc. for me to get that right. Friends that are close enough where I could have an elaborate hand greeting get a bear hug. Take that!

G

Hugs? My real friends get a "Hey arse hole, whazz up?"

johnco 10-15-2015 11:54 AM

fist bump.. almost as stupid as a high five

porsche4life 10-15-2015 11:58 AM

Don't worry guys, I'm in my mid 20s and find the fist bump to be stupid!

Oh Haha 10-15-2015 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnco (Post 8837644)
fist bump.. almost as stupid as a high five

+1

Call me old school but I always extend my hand to a person I am meeting for the first time. Male or female, they both get the hand.

not sharp 10-15-2015 12:08 PM

Talk to the Hand!!!

Norm K 10-15-2015 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 8837584)
When meeting a women I just grab her boob.
Doesn't always work out good.

It's a numbers game ...

DanielDudley 10-15-2015 12:12 PM

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Brando 10-15-2015 01:31 PM

I just do a full-on luck train.

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Porsche-O-Phile 10-15-2015 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oh Haha (Post 8837660)
+1

Call me old school but I always extend my hand to a person I am meeting for the first time. Male or female, they both get the hand.

Same here. Sometimes I even take it out my pants first. If I really like them.

Nostril Cheese 10-15-2015 02:22 PM

She wants you, Holmes.

Jump on that, yo.

widgeon13 10-15-2015 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 8837346)
Just had an elderly lady fist bump me. Coffee shop ran out for a moment and comped us when the fresh batch brewed.

Okay. I suppose it's here to stay? I'll teach my mom over the holidays.

"Exploding fingers" move as a follow thru. Too much?


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Are you sure she wasn't just having a stroke??SmileWavy


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