I'm pimping out my Dachshund!
 

Can't seem to find a female that ISN'T fixed. So I am asking the Pelicans if they know of any So Cal Dachshunds that need to get laid.

Wanted, female mini Dachshund to breed with my very mellow male. Pick of the litter in return. We host until consummation. Female owner to pay vet bills and provide food if there are any special dietary requirements.

Prefer a smooth coat red but others considered. Big back yard, quiet home near Knott's Berry Farm. Good hips and excellent health. All shots up to date. Litter mate (female) on premises (fixed).

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Funniest use of an automotive site for 2016 contestant right here

Income? Arrest record?

me or the dog? :eek:

He WAS arrested. Got caught outside w/o his collar and tags. No charges filed.

This thread has great potential!

Video the event & post.

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I thought I would open this thread and see...

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He needs a lowered purple Cadillac.

Strange fettish?????

So you're saying you've got a wiener dog?

Yes, I have a 12 pound red wiener. Haters gotta hate.

Does he like long walks on the beach in the moonlight?
Get some pictures of him sanding in front of a Porsche.
You need to get him a facebook page.
Post his high school picture on his profile.
You need to step up your game!

I'm not going to bother looking this up... but I'll bet you there is a doggie dating site out there. ;)

Does he like piña colladas
and getting caught in the rain?

Dear Pethouse;

I never thought I'd be writing to you, but I recently had an experience that I'll never forget and I just have to share.....

Post that on craigslist and you inbox will be overflowing!

i'm out!!

hahhahaa...

good luck..those dogs are fantastic. hearts made of rock-solid bravery.

I thought you were doing this to them.
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