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I'm pimping out my Dachshund!
Can't seem to find a female that ISN'T fixed. So I am asking the Pelicans if they know of any So Cal Dachshunds that need to get laid.
Wanted, female mini Dachshund to breed with my very mellow male. Pick of the litter in return. We host until consummation. Female owner to pay vet bills and provide food if there are any special dietary requirements. Prefer a smooth coat red but others considered. Big back yard, quiet home near Knott's Berry Farm. Good hips and excellent health. All shots up to date. Litter mate (female) on premises (fixed). 
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Funniest use of an automotive site for 2016 contestant right here
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Video the event & post.
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I thought I would open this thread and see...
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He needs a lowered purple Cadillac.
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Strange fettish?????
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So you're saying you've got a wiener dog?
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have you tried Match.com?
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Does he like long walks on the beach in the moonlight?
Get some pictures of him sanding in front of a Porsche. You need to get him a facebook page. Post his high school picture on his profile. You need to step up your game! I'm not going to bother looking this up... but I'll bet you there is a doggie dating site out there. 
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Does he like piņa colladas
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Dear Pethouse;
I never thought I'd be writing to you, but I recently had an experience that I'll never forget and I just have to share..... Last edited by herr_oberst; 02-12-2016 at 03:53 PM.. |
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hahhahaa... good luck..those dogs are fantastic. hearts made of rock-solid bravery.
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1983 Porsche SC
Welpe
Amante
1974 Porsche 914-6 3.0
1988 Porsche 911
1970 Porsche 914-6
1976 Porsche 914 2.0
1987 Porsche 924S
Black Beauty
One of One
Cabby (Last)
"Toad Hall"
1985 Porsche 944
BFG
1955 CMC Speedster
1981 Porsche 911SC
B&B#2
Black Pepper
