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https://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/02/10/placebo-buttons/ Not the whole article, but several excerpts. Quote:
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Placebo buttons make sense.
A guy I know who has been the project manager for several commercial construction jobs has solved office complaints that it's too hot or too cold be giving the complainer a thermostat near their desk. The thermostat is not connected to anything, but simply giving the complainer the illusion of control does the job. In every case, the complaining has stopped. And the guy is looked at as a hero for giving such wonderful customer service. Ain't the human brain interesting....... |
The buttons I've seen only allow for more time to make it across. I don't think they start some timer to make light change sooner. At least where I've lived.
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Simple solutions:
1. Put a sticker just above the button that says: OUT OF ORDER 2. Remove the button mechanism altogether and replace it with a sticker that says: WAIT UNTIL THE LIGHT IS GREEN, MORON |
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I'm also going to install an elevator to get to the second floor. I know I'll have a special key for that, ha! |
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If, however, you leave the buttons installed, it doesn't cost anything, and the nuts are happy because they have a button to push which makes them feel much better. |
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'Beg buttons' are really stupid and a symptom of bad design and bad thinking about use of the public way, but someone's got to be a contrarian here and I suppose it will be me - there are a series of intersections that I go through not-in-a-car on a regular basis that are equipped with Beg Buttons and, in fact, the ped crossing signal will only go on if you press them. Naturally, the lights for cars are not affected.
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The buttons shouldn't be there if their function isn't posted clearly. Just "Press Button To Cross Street" or whatever the typical sign says doesn't seem like enough. Or maybe have the sign say "Press Button Once To Cross Street." Opinions? |
I do it just to annoy people who get annoyed at the littlest things
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Excellent... the world needs more trolls.
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The world needs more people who get annoyed at someone pushing the elevator button. Obviously.
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Anyone remember the thread about people not parking in the lines? I rest my case.
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^^^ A braindead troll is a very sad thing to see.
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This isn't parf. Personal insults are not allowed here.
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I pushed them both. I bet your heads are about to explode from rage! |
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Feed your rage! |
You're providing the board with an 8th grade level course on how to be a pathetic loser troll... that's a valuable service.
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