Went to the wienrnationals tonight, Joe Bob's excellent adventure

[Joe Bob]

This pair is 21 months took them and entered the female she finishe first place loser....so incewe fixed the female litter mate. We are looking for a GF for the male. Otherwise the pups would look like weird uncle Bill.

I did a walk around that started with me announcing....may I have your attention!!! Who has a female Doxie with all her bits? I have a male that needs to get laid. 90 percent laughed. I handed out 30+ flyers. MOST of the racers had been fixed. I had one **** read my flyer and said she would never allow her her mutts to associate with non AKC registered low lifes.

I asked her if she allowed blacks at her debutante ball, she turned red and all her friends laughed.

I told her to suck my nuts, yanked my flyer out her hands and left.....I also got kicked out of the press club. Some midget grabbed my arm and I whacked him with my ASP. Went down like a prom dress.....two 5"6 inch security types came up and I told them they were gonna die.....I walked out.....

Otherwise nothing happened.

[speeder]

So they're going to remember you at the door next time, is what you're saying.

[Gogar]

Wow you really showed those idjuts

[creaturecat]

commemorative graphics?
couple of long dogs going at it?

[unclebilly]

The only thing that would have made this better is if you wore your T-Shirt that says, 'Wanna see my Weiner?'

[Joe Bob]

Lot of stiffs with black tie in the line for the catering.....they laughed but the midget staff had no sense of humor.

[scottmandue]

[craigster59]