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Joe Bob 07-19-2016 10:29 AM

Hard to be a pimp.....
 
Once again I am pimping my dog Dozer. Looking for a miniature Female to breed. Will host and provide all care except vet bills. Require pick of the litter and an option on one more. Contact via PM for details.

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Norm K 07-19-2016 10:58 AM

Look what we've done to the wolf. :(

_

vash 07-19-2016 11:33 AM

not to hijack..

but it seems like the real money is in designer dogs..no..designer mutts.

labradoodles, schnauzerpoos, etc.

pugshun?

sammyg2 07-19-2016 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 9205285)
not to hijack..

but it seems like the real money is in designer dogs..no..designer mutts.

labradoodles, schnauzerpoos, etc.

pugshun?

Huskyweeners?
Pinscherweener?
Hairlessweener?
Austrailian cattleweener?
Bearded weener?
Cocker weener?



can't believe I stooped ;)

patz 07-19-2016 11:41 AM

Joe Bob's dog is the bomb. If he passes along his attitude it'll be a hella pup. He wants to gift the pup to his daughter as a wedding present. She was raised with Wieners.....including the biggest Wiener, JB.:rolleyes:

Charles Freeborn 07-19-2016 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norm K (Post 9205240)
Look what we've done to the wolf. :(

_

Hah, have you ever seen a pug? Talk about a genetic trainwreck.... just ask me about ours...

patz 07-19-2016 11:51 AM

Pugs and Doxies are loving, brave, funny and smart....the owners, not so much.

Tobra 07-19-2016 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 9205294)
Huskyweeners?
Pinscherweener?
Hairlessweener?
Austrailian cattleweener?
Bearded weener?
Cocker weener?



can't believe I stooped ;)

Wienerpinscher I think is the approved name.

widebody911 07-19-2016 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 9205201)
Once again I am pimping my dog Dozer. Looking for a miniature Female to breed.

Best. Wingman. Ever.

scottmandue 07-19-2016 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 9205201)
Looking for a miniature Female to breed. Will host and provide all care except vet bills. Require pick of the litter and an option on one more.

What about dinner and cocktails? We are not savages after all!

patz 07-19-2016 12:24 PM

Yeah, cheap bastard.

tabs 07-19-2016 12:54 PM

To be a real Pimp you need a pair of Dragon azz DJ's...

MBAtarga 07-19-2016 01:43 PM

Isn't backpages.com for this type thing?

sammyg2 07-19-2016 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MBAtarga (Post 9205493)
Isn't backpages.com for this type thing?

They're all stuck together.






I did it again! Unbelievable.

Joe Bob 07-19-2016 01:54 PM

I have advertised on CL, I keep getting flagged......most people spay and neuter their mutts, so the pool is shallow. Kinda like Sammy's tolerance to morons....:rolleyes:

rusnak 07-19-2016 02:22 PM

Get him some dragon ass jeans, and teh bichez will all be at your doorstep.

edit: aw hell tabs beat me.

Joe Bob 07-19-2016 02:27 PM

WTF is dragon ass jeans? Something I don't wanna know about?

ckelly78z 07-19-2016 04:03 PM

You need to make up pictured cards, and hand them out on the strip in Vegas.

Sorry he's a cutie, but I prefer my big ole Aussie.

MBAtarga 07-19-2016 06:42 PM

The beotch wants to know - is he experienced in the slap, slap, slap routine?

widebody911 07-20-2016 05:58 AM

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