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Hard to be a pimp.....

Once again I am pimping my dog Dozer. Looking for a miniature Female to breed. Will host and provide all care except vet bills. Require pick of the litter and an option on one more. Contact via PM for details.


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Old 07-19-2016, 10:29 AM
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Old 07-19-2016, 10:58 AM
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not to hijack..

but it seems like the real money is in designer dogs..no..designer mutts.

labradoodles, schnauzerpoos, etc.

pugshun?
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not to hijack..

but it seems like the real money is in designer dogs..no..designer mutts.

labradoodles, schnauzerpoos, etc.

pugshun?
Huskyweeners?
Pinscherweener?
Hairlessweener?
Austrailian cattleweener?
Bearded weener?
Cocker weener?



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Old 07-19-2016, 11:40 AM
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Joe Bob's dog is the bomb. If he passes along his attitude it'll be a hella pup. He wants to gift the pup to his daughter as a wedding present. She was raised with Wieners.....including the biggest Wiener, JB.

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Old 07-19-2016, 11:41 AM
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Look what we've done to the wolf.

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Hah, have you ever seen a pug? Talk about a genetic trainwreck.... just ask me about ours...
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Pugs and Doxies are loving, brave, funny and smart....the owners, not so much.
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Huskyweeners?
Pinscherweener?
Hairlessweener?
Austrailian cattleweener?
Bearded weener?
Cocker weener?



can't believe I stooped
Wienerpinscher I think is the approved name.
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Once again I am pimping my dog Dozer. Looking for a miniature Female to breed.
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Looking for a miniature Female to breed. Will host and provide all care except vet bills. Require pick of the litter and an option on one more.
What about dinner and cocktails? We are not savages after all!
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Yeah, cheap bastard.
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To be a real Pimp you need a pair of Dragon azz DJ's...
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Isn't backpages.com for this type thing?
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Isn't backpages.com for this type thing?
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I did it again! Unbelievable.
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I have advertised on CL, I keep getting flagged......most people spay and neuter their mutts, so the pool is shallow. Kinda like Sammy's tolerance to morons....
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Get him some dragon ass jeans, and teh bichez will all be at your doorstep.

edit: aw hell tabs beat me.
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WTF is dragon ass jeans? Something I don't wanna know about?
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You need to make up pictured cards, and hand them out on the strip in Vegas.

Sorry he's a cutie, but I prefer my big ole Aussie.
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The beotch wants to know - is he experienced in the slap, slap, slap routine?
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