When do you "win" an argument on PP?

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

No it can't.

Nuh uh!

[fintstone]

Originally Posted by peteremsley

Bwhahhhahaha. Someone uses azz to avoid the profanity checker, and it's considered a lack of intelligence. Killer. That boy is odd.

Do I really have to explain the humor? Maybe it doesn't translate to a Brit.

I don't think anyone considered his using "azz" to avoid the profanity checker was the "irony" or "self-denial "resulting in such derision. Taking the cheap shot against folks they apparently felt they lost a prior, unrelated argument to in a thread designed to mock those who cannot "lose" an argument in PPOT was the irony.

Quoting his trademarked word "azz" simply developed the character involved a bit more by using his actual words (and of course, as you pointed out...shows his clear intent to break forum rules...just to take that shot).

[Jim Richards]

ass. See, I said it without it being filtered out. I'm always right.

Why are you guys still arguing? I won. End of story. Enjoy your holiday weekend.

[island911]

the profanity checker culls ass? Why would anyone think that?

[scottmandue]

When you crush your enemies,
and see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women...

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

When you crush your enemies,
and see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women...

...you know it's a good day.

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

When you crush your enemies,
and see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women...

Wrong. Just wrong. You are wrong.

It's when you crush your enemies and see them driven before you and hear their women rejoice in exultation!

[fintstone]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

ass. See, I said it without it being filtered out. I'm always right.

Why are you guys still arguing? I won. End of story. Enjoy your holiday weekend.

You are right. You win. I was/am wrong! I always assumed that it was filtered since so many asses use the term "azz". Maybe they just can't spell.

[fintstone]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Wrong. Just wrong. You are wrong.

It's when you crush your enemies and see them driven before you and hear their women rejoice in exultation!

I used to enjoy that...but now, after crushing the enemy, I am too tired to deal with their women's crap.

Make me a sammich!

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by fintstone

You are right. You win. I was/am wrong! I always assumed that it was filtered since so many asses use the term "azz". Maybe they just can't spell.

Nope...I bought some "Big Azz Channel Lock" pliers years ago...stamped right on 'em and I laughed my azz off when I saw it. Been speeling it like that ever since

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by fintstone

I used to enjoy that...but now, after crushing the enemy, I am too tired to deal with their women's crap.

Just bang the guys then.

[Por_sha911]

When my wife says so...

[Por_sha911]

[wdfifteen]

You know you've won when the person you're schooling is reduced to changing the subject to something trivial like your spelling and whining about it.

[fintstone]

Originally Posted by fintstone

When a person who had never made a reasonable argument in their life constantly posts about you instead of the topic...especially if they say silly crap regarding having your "azz handed" to you. That is the sign that not only have they never handed anyone their "azz," but that their own "azz" was likely an oft used receptacle...and they are compensating.

If they were not so painfully petty and obnoxious, you would feel sorry for them as they seem drawn to the discussion like moths to a flame...hoping to redeem themselves with some new personal attack against the perceived source of their self-loathing, only to make a fool out of themselves once again.

You know you've won when same the fool returns and claims victory and that they are "schooling you" because you laughed about their spelling...when their spelling was not really what you were laughing at, it was just an additional irony.

[fintstone]

You know you have won when your opponent chooses to restate your words into something they can better argue (pretending they are quoting you). Why not just use the quote function and argue what you actually posted? If you choose to add words to the other's position, you are likely a fool or charlatan.

As Bertrand Russell once stated, "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."

[Jim Richards]

Yawn. Let me know when you guys are done babbling and have finally accepted my internet triumph.

[wayner]

I'm certain that I must have won but I'm not really sure

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertand Russell

[fintstone]

Originally Posted by peteremsley

when you quote yourself for emphasis.

When you have to quote yourself because your opponent had to misrepresent your post in order to respond.

[mreid]

You win when you realize debating with the Internet is futile and you go find another thread to comment on like ridiculous prices of air cooled 911s or scammers who should be banded.