the CAT is AWAY!

[vash]

wife is gone to visit family in Taipei for a couple of weeks. i elected to stay home.

i've been doing man-things. changed my sparkplugs, oil, air-filter wearing my regular clothing.. seen Death race 2 and 3 back to back (volume way up). i had beer for lunch. and lunch was avocado with Tapatio hot sauce on Pita..eaten standing at the kitchen sink. my shoes are damn near everywhere.

i've hit the archery range daily despite the mega rain we are having. just put on my rain gear and go. today the rain is going sideways, so i am staying home. i'm gonna search for Death Race 4. i'll ditch work early thursday to confirm POA with my long lost 257 Weatherby magnum.

i am filling the cat bowls up the brim and leaving for New Mexico for deer season. my cat is a gobbler, so i hope my wife doenst come home to a house scattered with cat food vomit spots. i leave before she gets home. got last minute written permission to hunt a private ranch for FREE. now how can she get mad at me saving money.?

(craigster - i'll be coming thru LA and would love to meet you for a breakfast beer hahah)

i actually miss my wife and regret not going on this vacation. but i get fat when i go to taipei. her family is pretty stubborn when it comes to my appetite. apparently, i look hungry all the time.

can i get a virus streaming porn ? ahem..i mean my friend asked if he can get a virus if he streamed porn..(what did i say?)..hahahha..i joke..seriously.

[vash]

the fly in the ointment is that i have to hand out candy for halloween solo. the tradition of paper-scissor-rock to see who answers the door will be greatly missed

i'm gonna dress up like that "get off my lawn " guy. with a deer head on of course.

[speeder]

Thought you lost her cat for a minute there.

[Rick Lee]

Mrs. Lee is headed to China next week for two weeks and I can't take off from work. So I plan to move my whole guitar rig into the living room and play to my heart's content. I need to make a list of all the stuff I like to eat that she does not and fill up on it. I'll drive her car and save the miles on mine. Might try to get a bike trip to SoCal in too.

[craigster59]

I'm always up for a "hydraulic" breakfast! Do you still have my cell #? Give me a shout. Congrats on the temporary bachelorhood, stretch your legs and eat and watch what you want!

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by afterburn 549

There is a reason i am not on F.B.
Wishing not did not bleed over here.

There's two requirements for Facebook, a computer and some friends. Since you're on Pelican I can guess you have a computer.

[john70t]

Originally Posted by vash

wife is gone to visit family in Taipei for a couple of weeks. i elected to stay home.

Now you have freedom..WOAH!

You need to step it up a bit...every minute of every day....

"I'm going out (to the range) for a while. Ok. See you later. Ok. Call me if something really important happens. Ok. Bye. Ok. I need to go leave and get my manhood fix for a while. Ok. Love ya. Ok. End"

[recycled sixtie]

I hear you Vash! It is great that you have someone you miss. You will appreciate her even more when she gets home....

[Heel n Toe]

Vash, you don't have to hand out candy... turn off all the lights and watch a scary movie.

[motion]

Cute thread, Cliffie. Enjoy your free time

[WPOZZZ]

Clean engine parts and refinish wheels in the kitchen. Do some powdercoating in the oven

[aigel]

Rebuild a transmission on the kitchen table. Drill a hole for the output shaft, it is easier to re-assemble that way.

Seriously, good to hear you are having fun. Keep us posted on the hunting and safe travels!

G

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by motion

Cute thread, Cliffie. Enjoy your free time

I would have clicked on "Mickey Tales" too...curiosity would have killed me