Today I Learned
 

TIL - Toothpaste has an expiration date.

What did you learn today?

Lol.
How in the great googly moogly did you find that out?

"What did you learn today?"
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Just about three hours ago...my g/f is capable of a 2+ minute orgasm.

My eyes are burning!! ^^

I'm learning to be a mentor; I taught a kid how to file his taxes for the first time... May his ca return become an iou. :D

I learned that my 15yr/old son should be OK in this world.
His GF dumped him do to peer pressure, some of her friends didn't like him was the excuse.
I told him I was sorry and asked if he wanted talk about it.
His reply;
"That's alright dad, I'm over it...besides, I need a girlfriend with a spine."

I learned that if you want to run some 14/3 or 12/3 and use the two hots to feed a 120 circuit you can share the neutral but you have to use a dual breaker that will trip both circuits, and sharing the neutral might make your GFCIs not work so you might need to just use a GFCI breaker instead.

But I learned it 'before', not 'after', so i'm happy.

I learned you know my wife, she reads the expiration date on everything, I don't care. and I don't buy anything because it has a lifetime warranty.

Actually, it's more like 5. 😛

Where were you when she called you and told you?

Condoms have a serial number stamped on them.

Now, now.
Ain't envy a beotch, though. :D

I see what you did there.

...that a Chrysler Sebring is a horrible car to commute in.

Sex at 3 am is a lot more tiring than it use to be!

Nice Zappa reference

Today I learned toothpaste has an expiration date.

I read it here on Pelican.

Now I need a new keyboard. :D:D

Today I learned that there is a TIL website one can really waste time reading..

Today I learned what TIL stood for. Until now I was mystified why someone would start a post or comment somewhere by saying TIL, . . . I thought it was a cultural reference for younger people and I was just too old to get the reference.

You can only cash cheques once.

My wife's car (2013 VW Passat) wont go through 8 inches of mud (even with studded tires).
Also learned there's no frigging place to hook a chain to it easily.

I learned that a 415 non o-ring chain needs to be replaced every 2 weekends. Otherwise, it will spit off your bike at 100mph and you're lucky you don't get killed.

Better stock up...
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Rear wheel didn't lock up until we were unloading the bike from the recovery truck, so I got lucky :)

I learned that a twin turbo V6 in a F150 has enough forward thrust to eject a fully loaded toolbox out of the bed of the truck into congested traffic at LAX. I also learned that people can be very polite and understanding while parked in gridlock watching an idiot cleaning up tools out of the road.

Today I learned my (gender confused, snowflake) daughter spent $300.00 for a graduation dress........for her (gender confused, snowflake, worthless idiot) BOYFRIEND.

That's love lol

This post is worthless without pics! :D

No pics please.

Will be no pics. I promise. But if you can imagine a 20yo Ozzy Osbourne in goth make-up and a black off the shoulder formal gown You'd be close.:eek:

Did you just describe your daughter or the boyfriend?:eek:

They are making condoms with bluetooth

Canadians use 25% more electricity per capita than US citizens.

Amazing!!!

Originally Posted by red-beard View Post
Canadians use 25% more electricity per capita than US citizens.

It's dark longer, ya hoser....eh?
__________________Originally Posted by WPOZZZ View Post
Condoms have a serial number stamped on them.

You only see the serial number after you roll them all the way down yer shaft......so "stubby" what do ya think about that "TIL"?

Nearly everything I learned today was simply an ongoing development of prior discoveries.

I guess now that I've clicked on the thread and feel obligated to share. TIL I liked two of the video's posted by Daniel Dudley yesterday in the music thread, #12374 and #12373.

Dark up here....
And cold...