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I don't work in a nail salon but I came across this at work today. I am not sure how I could function if I were blessed with nails of this magnitude. I would on occasion run across a person with a long pinkie nail, often this was used as an impromptu cocaine scoop but I have never seen a man with nails on both hands as long as this.
Dude is going Raisin Bran on the coke if they function as drug shovels. Just wanted to share. You are welcome. 
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They are a sign of a person of leisure. You can't do much with nails like that.
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That is uh um um different!
Gross and pitiful, but different.
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Does he have breast implants too?
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Fking morons...
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how does he effen swim?
(osbcure, TV show reference) <----care to guess? the joke was really about missing your little finger..then how would you swim.
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IF i came out of a coma, and found my nails like that..i would cut them off with wire-cutters..
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^^^ Exactly. How do you pick your nose, wipe your butt, use a phone, etc.
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Or change an IMS bearing? (Oh wait- those dont break!
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When I was working with the welfare system, I saw a decent number of ladies with long nails like that, but it was all of their nails.
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my wife showed me pics of nails about 6 inches.
don't know how they function. my first thoughts were do they have jobs and how do they wipe after going to the bathroom.
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