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U know that piece of skin webbing btwn index finger and thumb?
That skin piece: Never EVER EVER let it slide up onto the top of a metal spike so you can hit it with a perfectly swung sledgehammer. Don't do it. Trust me. Never ever.......
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I'll trust you. Damn, probably the left hand, the way you described it.
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AHHHH! No No No!
FUCH that! Sorry for your pain 😔😉 I bet you looked at it before hand too and thought "I'll never miss"... Just had this discussion with some other buddies...always sucks. |
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Haha! DUDE!
I can laugh. I ripped that flap open into a big gashing hole with an angle grinder that snapped when getting jammed cutting off a muffler / exhaust pipe. I think it was the on/off button that ripped me open. No gloves of course (younger ... ![]() ![]() Hang in there. And yes, send us a pic! G |
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Oh man vash, you must stop mutilating yourself. First was the table saw, now this? how ya gonna ride that mtb now? Feel better soon, dude
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I'd ask if you've designated yourself as an organ donor if I thought there would, some day, be anything left to donate.
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Lemme guess, you ran with scissors.
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Back in the olden days before OSHA and stuff my dad would take my brother and I to work with him on construction sites once in a while.
Anyways, I'm walking around in my sneakers, which we used to call tennis shoes, and stepped on a board with a nail in it... That nail painlessly popped up through the top of my shoe and there I was: nailed to a toobeyefore that was lying on the ground. Weird thing was that big spike was not pointing straight up like you're probably imagining right now. It was pointing toward me, on a angle-like. Doan no how but that nail went bullseye right between my big toe and the littler one next to it. Not a scratch on that foot. Broke my head open bending over to pull that board off my foot on account of the toobeyetwelve sticking out from the scaffold that I didn't see, though. |
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Scars...
Evidence that we have actually DONE SOMETHING in our life. Millenials - they do not get these. I'm sure theee is an app for that. |
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Vash, I will take that advice. My parents also taught me not to stick beans in my ears, and not to stick sharp things up my nose. I pass that along in case your parents failed to mention that to you.
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I've got another data point. Never place same said webbing in the path of a 3/4" razor sharp wood chisel when preparing a tenon joint on a table leg in your woodworking shop. It causes about 7 stitches to repair. I've got the scar to prove it.
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Keeping both hands on the hammer handle helps.
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i am healing up fast. not like Wolverine fast..but fast for me. i was stupid. i held the metal stake 6" down the shaft..but as i was pounding it in..it got closer and closer to my hand as it went into the ground. i was talking, and didnt maintain a constant 6" down the shaft..duh! and all the contractor guys take a big 5lb hammer and cut about 15" off the handle. it is like THORS hammer. all short and heavy..really unwieldy for an deskjocky/office worker like me. ![]()
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No, but it was time for him to switch hands anyway.
Probably wouldn't of happened if his skin were not so soft from all that hand lotion. ![]() ![]() Just kidding, that had to hurt - much sympathy Vash.
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Sure would make a guy's pool game suffer to have a chewed up bridge hand.
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