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I'll be totally honest with you guys. At this point if an intelligent, articulate woman chooses to spend an evening with me over dinner or at the philharmonic and leave it at that I go home well contented. I often spend time with women much younger than my 65 years, both of us knowing there is no spending the night together. The absence of that expectation allows us both to relax, be ourselves and just enjoy the time. It's a great way to avoid crazy.

Totally agree, flatbutt.

These days, at the first sign of cray I be outta there. I have no interest in hotties even if they were interested in me (somehow). Not much danger there, anyway. It's all good.

Last crazy see me free at her first sign. Had gone on a couple of seemingly normal dates. Then she called and insisted on chatting while I was driving home in heavy 5 o'clock traffic. Told her I was in heavy traffic and would call her back when I got home and could give her my full time and attention. She never answered any of my calls after that. Consider it bullet dodged.

I think the crystal meth acne face would’ve been a normal persons first clue.....

Can I have more percocets for that crown you did.

Oh.... and I'm allergic to everything else

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Originally Posted by MBAtarga (Post 9868083)

33 years of marriage to a red head celebrated just the other day - 12/29. Joe Bob probably wouldn't understand, but I am blessed!

My new squeeze is a 5'2" Latina nurse.....sane and hot....:eek:

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Originally Posted by motion (Post 9882083)

Life in prison? LMAO. Yes, the USA is truly the greatest country on the planet :)

I agree, life in prison for her,

yet her plastic surgeon still walks free.

Where's the justice!!

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Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 9882218)

Fixed it for ya
She doesn't look all that hot to me, expensive, yes, but hot?

And to be honest, she has a "crazy" halo around her that is visible from outer space.
Anybody who let's that through his front door is at the minimum 70% responsible for whatever damages are incurred when she flips out.

It's like bringing a fully grown pet tiger to a huge family get together.. anyone with half a brain knows it won't end well

This pose here says it all
Let me in
I will F your **** up.
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploa...n_Facebook.jpg

It's the equivalent of a house cat laying on it's back and you going in to rub it's belly.
Your not getting your hand back without getting cut.
Anyone who can afford Warhol's worth half a million should have figured out that he should listen more to the Big Brain rather then letting his little brain do the talking.

If the judge has any common sense, he'll give her community service and a stern warning to the dude to stop being a dumbass

No, she should get some serious jail time. And she still may or may not learn her lesson but at least she'll be off the streets for a while.

I'm curious what you think justifies jail time if not felony vandalism in the high 6-figures? :confused:

And this is not some replaceable expensive car or boat or whatever, it's art. Though an argument could be made that Warhols are reproducible if the silk screen isn't shot but they all are at this point. I'm pretty familiar w that situation.

On an irrelevant note, she looks like a dwarf w spinal stenosis(?) in these photos. Something just isn't right.

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Originally Posted by motion (Post 9882083)

Life in prison? LMAO. Yes, the USA is truly the greatest country on the planet :)

Are you still here? Why haven't you moved to one of the better ones yet?

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Originally Posted by Por_sha911 (Post 9883532)

Are you still here? Why haven't you moved to one of the better ones yet?

Cool. I have my own fan club.

In my experience women that work as a nurse, hairdresser, or teacher have the highest levels of crazy.

Crazy may be okay for some but when you take one to a party and she drinks alcohol and goes through a severe personality change ie. Dracula like then it is okay to leave her there. :)

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 9885828)

My new squeeze....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1515985247.jpg

Yup she looks like a keeper....:)

The hot ones have many many backup guys in their phones at all times. Those types of guys that pander to and compliment Instagram and facebook pictures and posts. I think they're called beta orbiters.

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 9883009)

My new squeeze is a 5'2" Latina nurse.....sane and hot....:eek:

I don't know why, but I feel like Joe Bob's idea of "sane" may not quite align with what a lot of us think of as "sane". I could be wrong though.

Honestly, it's not about finding one that's sane. It's more about finding one whose crazy complements your own crazy the best.

Nurses have to deal with fixing humans from their stupidest things they've ever done, and sometimes fixing is impossible.

ALL of the nurses I have known have a sense of humor they display around people that they are close to and comfortable with of a type that I do not think would be imagined by people that haven't encountered it.

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 9883009)

My new squeeze is a 5'2" Latina nurse.....sane and hot....:eek:

Piss her off and you'll experience crazy.

I like to eat at the Y. So sue me...... :)