The hot/crazy matrix is real
 

Just in case you forgot. Be careful out there. Good lord.


That’s all for right now.

1). Hot
2). Sane and normal.
3). Good in bed

Pick two.

I should have reminded you sooner

Below a 4 crazy and above a 8 hot is a dude.. :D

Yep.

I'm sorry but I can't rate any dude. Let alone one above an 8...


...Except possibly Matt Bomer.

The trick is to find the type of crazy you can live with.

33 years of marriage to a red head celebrated just the other day - 12/29. Joe Bob probably wouldn't understand, but I am blessed!

I'm in the SAFE Zone.....

Too old to be a Giggolo and not affluent enough to be a Sugar Daddy...

Dude, I thought you were a rock star, could this be a workman's comp case?

My GF is crazy and hot... Super high maintenance but she's worth it.

I had a hot, reasonable sane girlfriend at one point...until she drank. Holy hell was a it bad. Lost her freakin mind. Would cause all kinds of trouble. Tell me she was going to fight me. Go knock on other peoples doors. Cry and ask why I didn't love her ( I did actually), just an ****** mess.

(holy hell was it worth it. She could go full afterburners for a long, long time.)

Texas woman accused of damaging Warhol paintings could face life in prison | Fox News
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Pics or it didn't happen....😉

That biotch is in a heap o' trouble. :eek:

Life in prison? LMAO. Yes, the USA is truly the greatest country on the planet :)

She'll probably skate.

My wife is hot/crazy. Menopause will do that...

Happy with my unicorn.

Fixed it for ya
She doesn't look all that hot to me, expensive, yes, but hot?

And to be honest, she has a "crazy" halo around her that is visible from outer space.
Anybody who let's that through his front door is at the minimum 70% responsible for whatever damages are incurred when she flips out.

It's like bringing a fully grown pet tiger to a huge family get together.. anyone with half a brain knows it won't end well

This pose here says it all
Let me in
I will F your **** up.
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It's the equivalent of a house cat laying on it's back and you going in to rub it's belly.
Your not getting your hand back without getting cut.
Anyone who can afford Warhol's worth half a million should have figured out that he should listen more to the Big Brain rather then letting his little brain do the talking.

If the judge has any common sense, he'll give her community service and a stern warning to the dude to stop being a dumbass

Hmmm. Bragging? Complaining? Both?