Things that don’t lie
 

Children
Drunks
Yoga pants

Soooo.....have you had a recent escapade with a drunk child, or did something else trigger this thread ;)?

Old Fishermen...

Oversized drunk woman in undersized yoga pants with someone else's child commenting on the bursting kielbasa.

Cocaine.

Government workers under oath...oh wait, not that...

How about dogs.

Cats & Dogs

Walls

I’ve heard folks say ‘God never lies’. BS. I’ve seen folks devote their lives to him, and still get massively $hit upon. ‘God has a plan for me & will protect me’. Nope.

My Great Dane would never lie to me though. The Labrador might. The cat definitely would.

Not my lab. He might be a little slutty but never lie.

I was going to post "cats don't lie they are just arrogant little jerks"

Then I remembered when I come home from work they are standing by their food bowls looking pitiful.
Me: Honey did you feed the cats?
Wife: Yes!

Tires.

disagree with the second one.

drunks; ever see one spin a tale at the sobriety check point?

There is a reason that in the world of Dilbert the evil HR director is a cat.

Meth symptoms.

Belts

Bank Statements

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You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie

Looking forward to hearing the back story on this one.......

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But what about yoga pants?

He-he...yoga pants...You're talking about "mumbles" right?. You can see the lips talking but can't hear any words.:D-WW

Animals lie. Example: angler fish. We all know all fishermen lie

100% agree.

Tape measures

This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.

First tabs expresses his disappointment with us because some of us enjoyed watching cars race around a track pulling boats on trailers, now, motion is miffed because no pictures of yoga-pants-wearing drunk children showed up on a thread he started.

Well, I'm disillusioned that Eric didn't chamber a round into the mossberg and bring down the drone.

So, basically, PPOT has brought nothing but sorrow for some of us lately.

Enjoy the weekend!

With that title you were asking for pics of yoga pants you would surely regret seeing.
😉http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1526693500.jpg

They just frequently change their mind after you've opened the door for the third time.

paint meters

like this one?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1526694325.jpg

Hey that looks familiar :)

Reasearch study on chimp behavior who were taught sign language. Two chimps in adjacent cages sharing common bars. Chimp 1 was instructed twice to not eat the banana put on the floor just out of reach of chimp 2. Five minutes later the researcher returned to find the banana eaten with the peal in chimp 1s cage. The researcher signed, Who ate the banana? Chimp 1 signed back with no hesitation Chimp 2.

Sorry, animals not only lie, they can blame others.

A 10 year old tire, never used, can lie about its age if the date code is not seen.

good times Bill,

After a player clanged 5 free throws in a row, Rasheed Wallace once famously yelled at coach Flip Saunders. "Ball don't lie."

Can I add "Shakira's hips" to the list?

United states presidents. Oh wait.....

Tabs does not lie

He sits.