Was it Groucho Marx who said "I wouldn't want to be member of a club if they'd have ME as a member"?

Or maybe it was Karl Marx........

Lawdy, my awful brethren,

"And I will sayeth unto you that a judgment day will cometh..." For by according to the word found in the book of 'Porsche, Manual, 1974', it sayeth that on that rancorous day of hellfire and perdition, from the dying glow of battle between the ogreish rGruppe and forked tongue, winged SCWDP shall arise the one true sportscar from that sodomous schism...yea brothers I say to you that on that unclean day of reckoning shall arise one absolute power, one true beauty...and yea she will be found adorned with impact bumpers a plenty, 2.7L mag case, narrow of hip and CIS breath... "

Yea, though the time draweth near, do not despair brethren, for your time draweth closer to a whole mid-year world. Behold thy destiny oh once maligned holy transportation!!! Harken to the words I sayeth...in the name of the holiest of impact bumpers...arise and assume your rightful place! For thy invaders shall soon cancel out themselves and there shall exist only ONE! One true M-YWDP!!! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

THE ROAD WILL SOON BE YOURS, MID-YEAR faithful!

"We will fear no evil for thou art with us, with your CIS and your 2.7L mag case, your impact bumpers give comfort...yea though we drive through the shadow of the track...we will fear no rGruppe/SCWDP..."

Can I hear a witness?
Ryan

WUF! WUF!

Amen Brother!

Oh brothers, meet thy new master!!! He shall be an idol adornethed in gold worthy of your servitude...breathe of his continuous injection, wallow in the security of his bumperettes, feel the limit of his cams and pistons...

What? What was that about a limit?! Arrrrrrrghhhh! Ye devils, you...demanding more displacement! Arghhhhhhh!
Ryan
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Achtung, Soldiers!!
I come back from a few restful days of vacation, only to tune into all this woeful bickering!

I say, nevermind the bleating (barking?) of the Gruppe B(astards). We have much work to do, and must not be distracted.

Two points....
In due time, SCWDP traitors and defectors will be dealt with a fearsome lack of mercy. Enjoy yourselves.... while you can.

I note some disturbing comments in this post about our Founder and President Emeritus. This blasphemy will not be tolerated. You have been warned! Your writings have been passed along to SCWDP intelligence.

*End of communique.*

B-sides; the SCWDP is still the SChit !!!
max :)

Man, what a trippy thread! I started to wonder about the mushrooms on the pizza :)

Seems the men in white coats slipped out the back with our leader. Our mission, should we choose to accept it, rescue him from the clan of the Z.

SCWDP UNITE!

Do I hear an *amen brother*?

AAAAAAAmen brother

when are you guys going to learn that the 3.2 cars are better..............
you know...CARRERAS:D:D:D:D:D:D
(quitely running out of room and watching the response of this comment made in the middle of the battlefield :D)

Careful bell, or we'll pay that person to hit your car again...

Oh, you thought it was an *accident*?

Thw SCWDP's narrowmindedness will be its downfall!
When an SC recieives a superior engine is it an SC any longer? I say NO! Is a mid year an SC when it is adorned with a 3.0? I say NO! If one of your members sells their SC for ...gosh I don't know...a Boxster is that an SC? I say NO!
You see we are all of these things and more. So as your members upgrade or downgrade their P-car "status" send them over as they are welcome in GruppeB. ( Ah what the heck... just go ahead and send 'em over anyway :p )

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I prefer to think of it in terms of "purity of essence." Gen. Ripper knew...and so did Turgidson.

Careful, or we'll have to forget our recall codes...

all your sc are belong to us....

I stand corrected

Shouldn't that be, "All your SC belong to us." ??

Have any of you Gruppe B saps ever heard of a "9Q"?
Any kounter-espion-age people out there?
You have rattled the lock and we (the SCWDP) will now deliver the key to your own demise.

If only you had some idea of what I could do...

You know all of those Gov't secret cover-up movies Hollywood is so fond of producing?

...their all true.

I am now "the man". And as such, have had to reword my phrase of "it's just the 'man' keeping the SC owner down." I have put myself in a most important position at the very pinicle of power in this country. It won't be long now...

SC owners, fear not the chirps and squeeks of these insignificant groups. They will not be remembered in 3000 years as the SCWDP will be...



And oh, by the way, I almost got seriously busted trying to afix a SCWDP sticker on the glass display cabinet at Brumos Porsche on Atlantic/s Ave in Jacksonville yesterday! It was one of my very last stickers~!~


Muhahahahahahahahaha!

The escape plot worked. Welcome back O' Leader.................

Klatu Barrada Nikto