Calling SCWDP Loyalists

[surflvr911sc]

First, what happened to the SCWDP web site? I fear the newly formed and highly over-hyped Gruppe B has invaded our communications. We must rally our resources in order to rebel against this unprovoked attacked. If we need donations to keep the site running, lets do it!

Our mission hasn’t changed, I know you are out there waiting for the call to arms. This is the call...

“The Porsche 911SC World domination plot, hereby referred to in this document as the SCWDP wishes to express our desire, implied or implicit, intentions of forming a group of highly motivated, socially responsible, members with one mission.
To take over the world.”

In these troubling times of rouge Gruppes, the loss of our founder was a hard hit to the plot, but we must not loose faith! We have a new leader, Dr. Zielke will lead us to World Domination aboard his chariot the “Blue Bomber”. Do not forget…

“A member of the SCWDP must hold himself/herself to the highest standards. We strive for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated super secret plot to undermine the very sub-consciousness of non-SC owners and to ensure total domination of the SC make throughout the known universe.”

These Gruppe “X”s promise many things and will try to lure you from the plot w/ promises of leak free cases (HA! Most of theirs are Mag), light weight (from their rust), and visions of 911 virgins meeting you in heaven would not beyond their trickery.

With our leader’s permission, I will be producing some more SCWDP decals. I will try to make these free to the SCWDP faithful and will post details when they are ready.
Remember your responsibilities to the plot and in the closing words of our founder...

“it is our sincere hope that we may either welcome you into our midst, or totally crush you into oblivion.
The choice is yours.
Sincerely,
Leland E. Pate
SCWDP Mastermind “

Can I get a “Muhahahahahaha!!”?

[johncj8989]

Dr. Williams, it was not by our hand that your information channels were disrupted, not that we couldnt have. It simply was of no threat to our powerful cause. We clearly have dominance in the area of propaganda and information exchange. But I sense a feeling coming from your camps. A sense that the winds of change are sweeping at your door step. And your wounded cause will soon be swept away by these winds.

If you chose to stay in your camps...then we have no choice but to destroy you. Before it is too late give in to your true feelings and turn your allegiance to Gruppe B.

I extend this olive branch to all who are looking for truth. Take it.....before it is simply too late

[DByers]

Dr. Ryan,
You wouldnt be thinking of replacing that SC engine now would you? I mean the very heart of the SC is its engine and you are just tossing it to the winds! If you continue down that path I suggest you take the olive branch offered, because once that 3.6 is in that SC shell you will truly be a BASTARD!

A fast one but still a bastard.

[arcsine]

Gruppe B does not concern me. Their initial noise of activity will subside to a distant hum before too long.

Meanwhile the spreading of the SCWDP contiues unabated. For example, has any one noticed the splash logo used during the most widely watched sports show on television. Yes, it is a humungous SC in full color animated glory.

Now that is subliminal advertising.

[johncj8989]

Well what about the "B" you see in NBC. Do you think that is of their design??? I think not! We have people in very powerful places!

[sammyg2]

Yes, the SCWDP is in trouble. Seems we were all so busy out driving and enjoying our marvels of mechanical design and execution that we forgot to leave a few at home to protect our organization. maybe too much of a good thing is bad after all?

[MotoSook]

Feel the rumbling of the earth as our army marches closer to the gate of your fortress. Feel the energy in the air! The mighty Gods of Porschedom marches amongst us. We will strike thy down if thou resist. The righteous cause and truest intentions of Gruppe B is upon you.

Run! Run SCDWPoopers! Run away or lay down your arms and receive our final offer. We will not be so kind to thy when we meet’th again on the battle front.

Hear our hounds…..we draw nearer by the minute! WUF! WUF!

[thrown_hammer]

GruppeB has a mega powerful information exchange center second only to Pelican. We have SCWDP defectors among our ranks. We have RGruppers adorned in our GruppeB armor. We have Turbo Junkies in our hallowed halls. We have 928 sharks in our "Panzer" division... The downfall of the SCWDP will be its narrowmindedness. GruppeB marches ever onward. WUF! WUF!

[johncj8989]

WWW.GRUPPEB.ORG. enough said

[JackT]

SCWDP is working within the grass roots and you will notice little changes here and there. For instance, we changed the name of our state and no one has even noticed.

[surflvr911sc]

I find it interesting that a thread calling out the SCWDP loyalist would attract so many “Bastards”. I believe this is another testament to the power of the SC. I mean let’s be honest, many of you have spent countless hours and dollars transforming your “Bastards” w/ rear flares and aluminum cases in an undeniable desire to be more SC “like”.

And contrary to popular belief, we do not wish the destruction of all others that have been unfortunate enough to own a lesser model.

it is our hope, expressed or non-expressed, to convert others who were less fortunate than SC owners. Those owners who were forced into buying “lesser” models such as 911,E,T,Ss, 930s, 964s and 993s will be given sufficient leniency in matters regarding their poor taste in automobiles. 996 owners will not be granted such leniency. The matter of which method of converting to be used in the converting process if left solely up to the discretion of the converter.

We only wish to educate and convert those sorry “Bastards” so that they may feel proud about their choices in life. And of course, “TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”

Yes Dan, my SC will be getting a new engine. It will be a bittersweet experience to say goodbye to my trusty 3.0 but everyone knows that w/out the SC, Porsche engineers would still be scratching their heads about why they can’t keep the studs from pulling out of a 3.6 Magnesium case. It just makes sense, doesn’t it. I like to think of the 3.6 as the 3.0’s bigger, little brother.

[johncj8989]

What draws us out is the fact that we smell blood in the water. A battle cry for the lost! We operate in stealth and attack at signs of our enemies weakness. And by the mere posting of this thread you have revealed that weakness to our armies.

BEHOLD! WWW.GRUPPEB.ORG

[MotoSook]

Originally posted by surflvr911sc
I find it interesting that a thread calling out the SCWDP loyalist would attract so many “Bastards”.

We attack in waves! Our cause is just! And we are ever ready to fight.

ARRRGH!!!!!!!! LET THE BLOOD LETTING BEGIN!! WUF! WUF!

[johncj8989]

B@ST@RDS UNITE!!!

[nostatic]

Originally posted by Souk
We attack in waves!

I believe that is how the British fought during the Revolutionary War. Good strategy you've got there.

btw, you wanna buy some tea cheap?

The SCWDP is currently in somewhat of a stealth mode. We have also found that those that feel the need to constantly propagandize and pound their chests (www.gruppeb.org), do so out of insecurity. Or maybe it is because your medication isn't working. I suggest upping your dosage...worked for me.

And waves are for surfing, not attacking. Heathens.

[thrown_hammer]

btw, you wanna buy some tea cheap?

Ummm...Yes.

The SCWDP is currently in somewhat of a stealth mode.

That is what rabbits do when the neighborhood Pitbull is out.

Or maybe it is because your medication isn't working.

Mmmmmm...Could be. Should I double it?

[MotoSook]

Originally posted by nostatic
I believe that is how the British fought during the Revolutionary War. Good strategy you've got there.

btw, you wanna buy some tea cheap?

------------You have not read my Book I see. Try Caesar's Conquest of the Gauls---------------------

The SCWDP is currently in somewhat of a stealth mode.

------------Fading out mode----------------

We have also found that those that feel the need to constantly propagandize and pound their chests (www.gruppeb.org), do so out of insecurity. Or maybe it is because your medication isn't working. I suggest upping your dosage...worked for me.

-------------just because SCDWPoopers don't know which drugs to get..tea just doesn't have the right kick ----------------

And waves are for surfing, not attacking. Heathens.

Heathens...LOL...If we had waves to surf on in Illinois I'd know how to surf already! That's have to wait until I visit the land of happy Porsches next time

[nostatic]

Originally posted by thrown_hammer
That is what rabbits do when the neighborhood Pitbull is out.

Isn't that right before animal control puts a bullet through the Pitbull's head for being uncontrollable, antisocial, and generally disfunctional?

oh, it's getting down in the mud now. Sheriff Jack, come rescue this thread!

[MotoSook]

LOL!!!

[nostatic]

just because SCDWPoopers don't know which drugs to get..tea just doesn't have the right kick

Don't know what drugs to get? Doood, don't forget my training is in biochemistry. WHile my thesis was on engineered penicillin resistance (bio weapons anyone?), I have a little handle on pharmacueticals.

Well, not right this second. Honest officer...