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Porsche Haiku
Autumn afternoon:
Targa top is stowed away Sun shines on my face Anyone else care to try?
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Friggen hot outside
Coupe needs some ventilation Oh my God it's fast.
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Yesterday it worked
Today it does not work Porsches are like that
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Shadow chasing light
A line shifting serpentine Car rides moving road
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The 914 Haiku
Car was in the rain Now it's rusted to pieces Not a real Porsche
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914 Version 2
Crammed in a three-six Spanked all the nine elevens Corners like on rails
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Just kidding! Keep 'em coming guys!
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Karl is a mad man
listen not to the madness the voices make me
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Oil is gassy
MFI too rich I went to see my lassie But I canna start the b*t*h
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Okay redbeard... you woke up my wife with me laughing too loud!
She says she will smack you if she ever meets you. 
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muhahahaha
she may try to strike redbeard but will she connect?
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And what are you doing up at 12:42 AM? Watching the California recall debate?
James
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Hey! Is that a PORSH?
It's Por-sha you idiot Stupid ricer punk!
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Here those Webers growl
Sport Exhaust deep and throaty My gas mileage sucks!
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Sport exhaust too loud?
sounds reverberate the lot sensative alarms!
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Wayne's car runs sweetly
tires mounted correctly vaccum hoses right
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This one's for you...
My transmission sucks I keep grinding my first gear Synchros all worn down
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22 Haikus
puts you at one thousand posts good luck tonight Karl
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Sweet three liter two
In my dreams high arp screams Is that a ....oops (edit) it slipped out into the web way before I wanted it to. Is that a Haiku???? A mud elephant wading through the sea leaves no tracks I know that is one, done by the Fugs WHO??? The Fugs!
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Actually, neither are....
a haiku must be setup five seven five sounds 5 7 5
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