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Dumb Blonde and Porsches

Have you heard the following?

Dumb blonde walks up to a house, knocks on the door, and asks if there is any work for her as a handiwoman.

Guy says, in fact there is, what would you charge to paint the porch out back?

She says $50; they agree and she goes out back with her cans of paint and brushes.

An hour later, she knocks on the door again and says " Well, I've finished painting, but I just want you to know that wasn't a porch, that was a BMW".

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