Ok... OT but probably one of the best jokes ever...

[geof33]

Three year old is sitting playing with his testicles... Mom walks in and the little boy asks... "Mommy, are these my brains???"

Mom replies, "No honey, not yet."

[bigrubberjeep]

Jokes are suposed to be funny right?

[KevinP73]

Now that your wife has taught you what funny is, is she going to teach you to do the dishes and laundry next?

[bigrubberjeep]

I have selective learning

[12own911]

It's funny:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

[TerryH]

Q. What do you give a sick pig?



A. Oinkment!



..... this will be moving to off topic board

[masraum]

I thought the first one was funny, think back to when you were 16-19, it probably fit then, hell, it probably fit between tha ages of 14 and 30.

[SilverPoly]

Hilarious !!! I POOP ON THIS THREAD!!

[jester911]

No offense is intended but if you consider this a best joke ever
I can only say, you just don't get out much, do you.

[Porsche]

[Sound of a drumstick hitting the snare and cymbal]

Don't quit your day job.

[singpilot]

Yes, we have seen it before, but it is SO appropriate here

[KevinP73]

I gotta hand it to you Singpilot your one brave hombre posting that pic. I'd be worried about getting busted by the feds for posting kiddie porn or getting sued by M Jackson for getting into his private collection.

[TerryH]

Michael Jackson thought Boyz 2 Men was a delivery service.

[Zeke]

Originally posted by 12own911
It's funny:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

LOL, Kim. I wish I could have been standing there in person while you told that joke. Got any more? Wait, I gotta get your address first.

[Vipergrün]

Originally posted by KevinP73
......or getting sued by M Jackson for getting into his private collection.

Now THAT was funny!

[geof33]

Originally posted by jester911
No offense is intended but if you consider this a best joke ever
I can only say, you just don't get out much, do you.

Best joke ever was sort of tongue-in-cheek... Pretty funny though.