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Ferrariguyma 02-16-2005 01:47 PM

Cayenne Ad very funny!
 
LOLhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1108590450.jpg

Texas Turbo 02-16-2005 01:53 PM

No doubt, a Cayanne parked next to me and my (P38, last gen, not the BMW designed) Range Rover this morning when I came to the office.

I thought to myself, I REALLY love the Porsche brand as I have lusted after the 911 (930 in particular) for 20 years... but there is NO WAY I could justify a Cayanne! It is a compromise vehicle. Not the best on-road (although the Turbo is fast, I'd rather have a GT 2 or 3) and not the best off road. (Impossible with those wheels and tires!)

GREAT for Porsche's bottom line, but not for me by a long shot.

911teo 02-16-2005 01:55 PM

I really don't get all this bashing the Cayenne.

Does it make your Porsche (if you even have one) a lesser car?

Are you upset that mums take their kids to school in a PORSCHE?

Have you driven one?

Never mind....

Noel 02-16-2005 01:56 PM

LOL :)

Ferrariguyma 02-16-2005 02:00 PM

yes i have a porsche
 
here she ishttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1108591197.jpg

speeder 02-16-2005 02:01 PM

If they just could have made it good-looking a lot would be forgiven. :cool:

CarreraS2 02-16-2005 02:10 PM

That spoof doesn't make sense.

Cayennes are not particularly expensive. I'm sure by now the majority of Cayennes sold are the base model. You know, the one with the VW Golf engine, $44,000. You've seen the ads for it with the $459 lease payment.

That's a lot less than a Range Rover.

So, the "More Money than Taste" thing doesn't make sense!

Now you can have a small amount of taste, and an even SMALLER amount of money to show that bad taste to the world!

kees 02-16-2005 02:54 PM

cayenne
 
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1108594485.jpg

SmileWavy
Kees.

Craig 930 RS 02-16-2005 02:58 PM

Cayenne is the all around best SUV made. FW that is W.

johncj8989 02-16-2005 03:00 PM

I thinks it's a hell of alot more attractive than the X5.

no substitute 02-16-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Craig911
Cayenne is the all around best SUV made. FW that is W.
Agreed. I'm not a fan of SUVs either, but the Cayenne turbo is remarkable.

creaturecat 02-16-2005 03:21 PM

I found out the hard way ......the twin turbo is really fast (and no I have not street raced since):
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=175396&highlight=beat+b y+an+suv

rbcsaver 02-16-2005 03:26 PM

I also don't understand tne Cayennem bashing. It seems to come from people who have never even driven one. I do not own one, but had one a Cayenne S for a week as a loaner last year. It is without doubt a phenomenal vehicle..an SUV on steroids. The handling was outstanding.
Bashers..give it up.
regards,
Steve

Wavey 02-16-2005 03:30 PM

Cayenne was also one of the reasons that Porsche earned a net profit of 1 billion Euros last year. Nice to know they'll be around for a while longer.

CarreraS2 02-16-2005 03:32 PM

How was their profitability before the Cayenne?

Were they about to go bankrupt?

Or were they already the world's most profitable auto maker?

Wavey 02-16-2005 03:36 PM

I don't know but I have a feeling you do. Why don't you tell us?

Stanley 02-16-2005 03:39 PM

I got to drive a turbo on an Auto-X course at the Cayenne Experience thing when they first came out. The handling and acceleration were phenomenal. It was exactly what you would expect when Porsche puts everything they know about how to make a sports car into a SUV package. There is not nearly anything else that comes close to the performance of the Cayenne in an SUV or most cars for that matter.

cegerer 02-16-2005 05:01 PM

That spoof ad has been posted a dozen times over the past year. And the only thing funny about it is the Cayenne TT would, without breaking a sweat, wax nearly any car I see listed in the replies to this thread ..... :D

no substitute 02-16-2005 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cegerer
That spoof ad has been posted a dozen times over the past year. And the only thing funny about it is the Cayenne TT would, without breaking a sweat, wax nearly any car I see listed in the replies to this thread ..... :D
Amen. And it doth me amuseth.

curtisaa 02-16-2005 05:13 PM

NO WAY..
 
My wife has a Cayenne and I think it's really a great vehicle. The RR is highest depreciating vehicle in California ( when purchased new). I know they're not sure where the Cayenne is going as far as resales, but, 30,000 owners last year can't be that stupid. Porsche only produces 60,000 vehicles total a year.

Just an opinion...;)


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