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And the punchline goes......
Hey Meester, I finished painting the porch, but that was no porch, that was a mercedes. |
" Are you sure that hood will support both of us? "
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"That thing got a billet intake ?"
nah, I just made that up ;) |
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Some of the younger guys on the Tiburon forums I get on use the term 'sick' for everything... it's not 'cool' any more, it's sick. So I proposed the next step in that path... '$hitty'. $hitty will take over for 'sick' in the near future. So you'll be cruising in your fine, shiny Porsche, and some dumb kid will say "DAMN!! That car is $HITTY!!" and you'll know to take it as a compliment. |
From Super......Neat......Groovy......Cool.....Sick.... .Ill, now (Gulp) $hitty?
I think I'm going to be...well.....Ill(?) P.S. I'm pretty sure I missed a few in there. Oh well, sucks to be old!:D |
Noah, I assume the unspoken last line of your second story is "No ticket"?
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Okay, this one kind of annoyed me. Asked by an employee at Big O Tires:
Employee: Dad's car? Me: No... mine Employee: Is that a Fatboy? Me: No it's called a Widebody. Employee: Same thing. I get the "is that a BRAND NEW 2005 model???" all the time as well. |
What year is your Mitsubishi Eclipse?
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I was in the parking lot of a safeway with my 79 sc and this guy walks up and says;
him: wow an sc that thing must be a blast to drive sice its supercharged me: oh its not supercharged sc stands for super carrera him: oh well do you take it out to the street races ever? me:? |
"Ill" is in and "sick" is out? Oh crap Im feelling $hitty! Im still using "freakin" as an adjective... my alltime worst hated to hear was "thats ssswwweeeeeetttt"
OK back on track here for dumb questions Them... thats a cute car ... what is it? ( looking at my 77 911) me.... a 77 porsche 911 them... Oh .... I never heard of those before.... me,,(thinking they didnt understand me) its a PORSCHE . them.... nope never heard of such a car me... ( walking away shaking my head in disbelief) |
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Approaching the 911 on a restaurant parking lot, I see a group of old ladies getting out of their Crown Vic.
1st old lady: What kind of car IS that? 2nd old lady, walking around the back: It's a..... Camera??? Me: It's a Carrera 1st old lady: What the Hell is that? Me: It's a Porsche. 2nd old lady: Then why does it say "Camera" on the back? Me: Just kidding, it's a Camero. Bye. |
Here's one I get all the time when people first see my 25 year old 911 (that I bought for $8k):
Wow, did you hit the lottery or something? The irony is they are usually driving a $45k SUV or something. |
I get similar stuff too, sammy. I explain that the price of this car was the same as a new Hundai. Of course I don't mention the price of the other new Hundai I've since spent on it.
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"Vinyl? Porsche uses vinyl?" Well, yeah
Or, my father in law the first time he get's in my non-sunroof, disconected A/C, crank windows, 72 with sport muffler. "Ah Luxury cars" My response, LOL "Luxury? This car is basically a street legal race car." Cubicle mate "Porsh" Me "It's really pronounced Porsche" Cubicle mate "Tom Cruse called it a Porsh in 'Risky Business', so that's what its called in this country" |
Ex wife: That's funny, for that much money you would think it would ride nicer.
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pulled over for speeding... 150km/h in a 110km zone
officer: why were you going so fast? me: because I didn't see you. officer: (laughing) funniest thing I have heard all day. I'll let you off with a warning My lucky day J 82 911 SC 92 325 i |
I was working under my car in my garage with the garage door open one beautiful fall weekend morning. I had just finished adjusting the valves and was starting to put the exhaust valve covers back on when two people walked up to the car. I was on my creeper under the car, but I could see two pairs of neatly pressed black pants from the knee down.
"Hello, sir." said one pair of pants. I rolled my creeper out and verified my suspicion -- Jehovah's Witnesses. Me: Hi guys. What can I do for you? JH1: I see you're working on your car. How many miles have you got on it? Me: Lots. What can I do for you? JH1: Wouldn't it be great if would last forever? Me: Sure. What do you want? JH1: Well, what if we told you there was a way that you could assure yourself a place in heaven for all eternity? Me: Well guys, I'm really not shopping around for a new religion right now, and I'm kind of busy. JH2: You can't spare a few minutes to assure your place in eternity? Me: Maybe some other time, but I'm kinda busy putting my car back together right now. [rolls creeper back under car] JH1: We'd like to leave you a copy of an informative booklet to read when you have more time. Me: Can one of you guys please hand me that 13mm socket ? JH1: We'll just leave it right here on the bumper. Me: Can you just hand me a 13mm socket? JH2: It's on your bumper. Me: The socket? JH2: No, The Watchtower. Me: [rolling out, finding and picking up the 13mm socket] Guys, THIS is a 13mm socket. [long pause, blank quizzical stares all around] Me: Ah. I can see you're as interested in mechanics as I am in religion. Happy hunting, dudes. I finished putting on the lower valve covers and rolled out again and they were gone. And evidently they decided not to leave me a copy of The Watchtower after all, but alas, neither did they take my copy of the Bosch Automotive Handbook. I remain concerned for their immortal souls. Ed |
Not to worry. I got it from someone in the know that God drive a Porsche too. And he turns his own wrenches. Still having a little trouble getting the injectors set just right though.
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That is the funniest comment so far.. haha |
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