Another Wabbit Story

OK,

I waffed, I cwied... poor witttttle wabbit.

I have another rabbit story for you that is a bit ill. Some years ago a friend of mine who
owns a house in the Hamptons (New York) decided to rent his place out. The group
seemed normal enough but my buddy said, "If you are ever in the neighborhood, please
stop by and check in on the group and the house". I agreed and a few weeks went by
and I was finally out in the Hamptons. As it turned out, his next door neighbor, an older
women, owned and kept rabbits in a hutch in her backyard. She also owned a very friendly Labrador Retreiver that visited the group in my friends home every morning.

Apparently, every morning started out with some coffee and some pot and then a greeting from the dog. This particular morning (I stopped in) the dog came over, as usual, but it had a filthy dead rabbit in it's mouth. The, now, stoned group pondered what to do about the rabbit and they, through a democratic vote of mental midgets, decided to wash the rabbit and put it back in the hutch so the woman wouldn't be upset.

Imagine this one... a group of stoned individuals bathing and blow drying a dead rabbit, then putting it back in the hutch when the woman went to run errands.

7pm roles around and the woman from next door comes over to my friends place hysterical. "Someone dug up my dead rabbit that died the other day... cleaned it off and put it back in the hutch... what type of person would do such a thing?" The look on everyones face was worth a wonderful picture, but my luck... no camera. I have to admit, I was laughing so hard I almost got sick... and the poor woman never knew they had done it.

PS: don't blow dry a dead rabbit... they just get too poofy!

I'm rolling! That rabbit probably never look more well groomed!

Nick.

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Nick Shumaker
1982 911SC Coupe
nickshu@yahoo.com
PCA -- Rocky Mtn. Region

Sounds like a good anti-drug argument to me

Sell the rights to the drug council and make a few dollars... Jack? Jack?




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Adrian Pillow
1979 911 SC
1966 VW Microbus
PCA - Peachstate Region

Sounds like they had a pretty hare raising experience! (sorry, couldn't resist). Anyway, that is the funniest ***** I have heard in a long time! LMAO!!

-EJ

The drugs certainly helped the story, but these people just weren't that bright to begin with.

Well worth the the day it took to reach finalization. Oh, that poor woman's face when she confronted the group... and god were their faces ready for a great horror movie.

Marc

The drugs certainly helped the story, but these people just weren't that bright to begin with.

Well worth the the day it took to reach finalization. Oh, that poor woman's face when she confronted the group... and god were their faces ready for a great horror movie.

Marc

Funny, this has been an urban legend for quite some time. Matter of fact, on a recent episode of the "Chris Issack Show" on Showtime, they aired this same skit and it was Minnie Driver's dog that Chris was watching that dug up the neighbors dead wabbit....the rabbit belonged to the neighbors small daughter and Chris couldn't stand the thought of her being heartbroken over her dead pet (he & his buddies had no idea that the dog didn't kil the rabbit) so they washed and blow dried it and put it back in the cage...you know the rest of the story,,

Chris

[This message has been edited by Shakenbake (edited 05-06-2001).]

Hey Chris,

I had no idea... thanks. The wife and I don't have cable.... we don't watch much TV.

Marc