Here I come Black Beauty II....

"How many times do I have to pull over and wait for those damn Mazdas."

"I don't know about this... Are you sure this is going to work?:eek:"

or

"Hey, who put this grass in the middle of the track. Oh, well. Guess I can't show you my real speed.;)"

"Poor Johnny thought that his winning combination of fast car and boyish grin would attract the flag girl, but alas she had no interest in the optically-impaired."


...or maybe just a simple "catch me if you can".

Hey,was that Jack Olsen?

uh oh, could be a new winner... that was funny:D

"watch this"

Is there a prize after this little contest?

You said "No matter what happens never..."

"Never what?"

S.

"Last one to Hooters buys the bier!" BWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAA, BAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BHWAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Can I get fries with that?

"follow me"

or
"which way? Oops, sorry."

or
"Oh, I should turn THAT way when leaving the pits."

or, the ever-popular
"lead, follow, or GET OUT OF MY WAY"

or,
"what are you honkin' at!?"

or
"What do you mean, you don't want to race now? At the bar you said I could get my other car.."

(I have to admit, my favorite is "does this make my butt look big?")

Or how about....... ;)http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1208525953.jpg

Officer are you "sure" it was my car you saw "SPEEDING"?

What was that officer? After being stopped driving to the track à la Eddie Bello

Inconspicuous

"When Fred said he liked a nice piece of tail, this was not what we expected."

Awww CRAP!!! You forgot my straw and napkins!...........Where's reverse......

"I dunno. It's loud, and rides kinda rough. Maybe I should by the Toyota instead. It has cupholders."