Are my blinkers working??? It might need more Blinker Fluid.

Dude, could you get me a towel? When I spun coming off the front straight I think I pooped a little.

Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Hey buddy! Where's the mens room? I've been prairie dogging it for the last 3 laps!

"Do they drive like that in Tiananmen Square, *****?"

Saving his tip money from his Pizza delivery job, Skippie now shows the world who the "Pizza face geek" really is.

"Excuse me.......waiter!! There's a squid in my martini."

I'm dying here! this thread is hilarious I couldn't even try to top any of those.

No - I WILL NOT GIVE IT BACK - no - no way!!!

I have a gun in here!

Go away - leave me alone!

You have to CATCH ME FIRST!

:D:D:D

Are flames coming out of my tailpipe?

Awww no way man....I totally melted your Prius....well you shouldn't have pulled up so close at that stoplight...**door closes** bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, bu bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Of course it's mine sweetie - want a ride? ;)

No really it tops out at like 75, but just to keep it interesting lets put a little money on the next lap.

or

See I told you I could still beat your Ricer. Even if I drove in reverse.

"Oh Heavens no....is that Ferrari-guy gonna cry again?"

or

"You think that's big?...you should see what's in my pants"

or

"Whaddaya mean I need to start off in the novice group?....just look at my wing"

or

"Sure I have a few hundered horses more than that SpecMiata, but as we all know it's really the driver...."

or

"Um...those cars weren't parked out there, were they?..."

I just wet my pants!