What your car says about you..

[mideastmafia]

Acura Integra-I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX- I am impotent

Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming

Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending

Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports

Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp

Lamborghini Countach- I only have one testicle

Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)

Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

MGB- I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo- I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu

Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife


SHAUN

[Clark Griswald]

Good list.

My girlfriend says -

Corvette - for divorced guys who need a hot car to get dates

Dodge Viper - for guys who can't get dates even though they have a Viper

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Chuck Moreland '86 Cab - "Sparky", '77 Targa - "Sweet Pea"

[This message has been edited by Clark Griswald (edited 06-28-2001).]

[R22tech]

here's a few more
porsche 911 sc-I can't afford a carrera worth buying
porsche carrera-I can't afford a 993 period
porsche 911 c2&4- I can't afford a 993 and this is the one my wife liked.
porsche 911 (all yrs. non-turbo)- Sure would love a turbo right about now.
porsche 996- Tell my patients, "the doctor will be here shortly to talk to you about your surgery" I'm on the 12th hole right now.

[JDaniel]

let me get this right... I went from the joy of beating the hell out of people (Camaro), to having no credit (Civic CRX), to being a lemming (Accord).
Then after college it was on to owning the buick of sports cars (Integra GSR), and finally ending up with a 3" thingy (911). Hmm, my life doesn't seem to be turning out the way I'd planned it :-)

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Dan Tolley
1987 911 Coupe
http://www.cheaterswayside.com/911/gallery.asp?sort=0&userid=294

[R22tech]

Dan-I laughed out loud!

[Saffs]

Very, very funny!
What does my 2.7 911 mean, oh God!

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'75 911S Targa
'81 BMW Alpina C1 2.3

[9eleven]

That's a pretty funny list, I remember seeing it years ago.

(I think, though, that when people post things that they didn't write, they should make it clear that they didn't write it, but that they are just cutting and pasting it from somewhere else. But that's just me).

[rstoll]

Uh Oh the copyright cops have arrived.

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Robert Stoll
83 SC
83 944

[p0r2chby]

9eleven... I couldn't agree more with your comment about taking credit for content not originally created by the poster. However, in this case, I think Shaun is just having a slow day and did not imply that he was in fact the creator.

This topic has spent most of it's day over on the 944 board where we (myself and a few others) have become tired of it as the postings quickly degraded after a 911 member began to shift the content direction.

[autobonrun]

Truth is stranger than fiction. A good friend of mine living in San Diego wanted me to see his new Jaguar. I made three business trips there during the course of a year and his car was in the shop each time I happened to be there. Finally, on that third trip, we drove down to the shop and he pointed out his Jag to me on a lift. It did look nice though.

[p0r2chby]

Ya, Jags sure look nice under the shop lights.

[epbrown]

Must be those British cars. I bought the Shadow in March and until this week no one's seen it actually moving :-) Now that I've got it mechanically up to snuff, I get to enjoy it for a week before it goes to the painter, when it will disappear for two more months.

Emanuel

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Everybody wants a normal life and a cool car;
most people settle for the car." Chris Titus
1966 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow
1983 Porsche 911 SC Targa

[Dave951M]

Why do the Brits drink warm beer??
Because they have Lucas Refrigerators!

Dave951M

[Yargk]

Hey, I object to the 911 turbo comment...

Good thing I have a 930, NOT a 911 turbo...

Keith

[Saffs]

For the record, and the second time in a month, the "Lucas" joke, but anyhow, they don't make 'fridges, but funnily, and I'm not sure if they do in the US, but Bosche do! And other domestic appliances!

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'75 911S Targa
'81 BMW Alpina C1 2.3

[Jack Olsen]

Ya, Jags sure look nice under the shop lights.

Whoo! Mine just got chosen "Car of the Week" at MotorCities.com! Break out the Champagne! Drinks are on me! Car of the Week, now for both cars!

http://www.MotorCities.com/

I'm the KING OF THE WORLD!

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Jack Olsen
My Rennlist home page • My Pelican Gallery page • My Porsche Owners Gallery page

[TargaEuro]

Knowing all this maybe I should ride a bicycle or walk, God forbid someone pass judgement on me for what I drive....TargaEuro

[telnetmanta]

I cant beleive that Jack actually left his plates visible on Motorcities website.....

Gettin slack I see.

Ben in SC

[Mike Feinstein]

Yikes! I used to have a 300ZX. My ex got it in the settlement. . .

That's scary!

Mike 94 C2 cab

[johnvan8]

Ferrari Testarossa: I wear wrinkled linen clothes and play Miami Vice music whenever I drive.