Bad news need help Porshce thief

[strep]

Just got news from a detective. That I live next door to a professonal porsche theif. I have a alarm, a club. And thats about it.
I own a very sweet 87 targa. I have a garage.
What can I do? I am very uncomfortable about this. Please help

[motion]

Don't let your neighbor borrow your car to run to the grocery store!!!

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-Richard
'84 Carrera Cabriolet
'74 911 Widebody 3.6 Project

[maxnine11]

he MUST be ELIMINATED.....( read with heavy Awnold accent )

[Planter91C2]

what? how the heck did that all transpire? a professional porsche thief? what?

well, i noticed from your profile that you are a hairdresser. you could invite the guy over for a free haircut and then


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Daryl 964 Targa

[Jdub]

Well, if I can believe this thread...

Go to his door and say you know who he is, then, before he kicks the door back at you, ask him if he would please tell you how to keep your PCAR safe.

He might make it a point of professional pride to help you. Could be very interesting relationship. If he's spent his time, then he does deserve to be treated like any civvy.

Jw

[JayJ]

quickly take all of the porsche badges off the
car, replace them with corolla script.

[jlex]

LOL... you guys are too much!

jlex.

[88911coupe]

Make sure your insurance is updated.
Buck

[orbmedia]

It's unlikely he'll steal a car so close to home. Haven't you ever heard the expressions "Don't crap where you eat"?

[Pillow]

I agree with orb... If he wanted it, you would be without 911 as we speak.

Then again if he is a crack head all bets are off

Nothing is 100% safe so make sure the insurance is in tip top shape. Watch Gone In 60 Seconds to feel really insecure.

Good Luck,




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Adrian Pillow
1979 911 SC
1966 VW Microbus
PCA - Peachstate Region

[carnut169]

He may have some interesting cars you could borrow.... I might just take his car so he would know how it feels!

[Wayne 962]

Mention in passing that your car has transmission problems, a leaky cylinder, bad compression, and is really a hunk of junk that's also a salvage title.

Mention the car fire from last year...

-Wayne

[CRH911S]

I wouldn't do anything, except maybe...what did you say his girlfriend looked like?
Clinton
77/2.7 911S
Anchorage AK

[Bill Douglas]

Mention that your other interst is handguns and you have a "shoot first, ask questions later policy".

[makaio]

Whatever you do do not make up stories about how your car stalls or stops at stoplights. Because Murphy will come around and make these things happen to you. You don't want bad ju-ju.

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Matt Chamblin
78 911 SC

[Clark Griswald]

Yeah, whatever you do - don't make up any stories.

I feel like I am reading penthouse forum

[feelyx]

You could always get on his good side and buy his parts for sale. Then you would be his no.1 customer. Of course, wear black and only buy at night...

Tim in Sac

[pwd72s]

Borrow a pit bull. Be seen walking the dog. Mention that the dog sleeps by the car.

[mideastmafia]

i dont get how you find out that he's a theif. and if he IS, and the detective knows it, then why hasnt he been arrested?


SHAUN

[rboylan]

Get a good policy and fo-get about it ! It's only metal and the insurance company's a great customer.

Rich