An old Porsche joke that I translated from German.

An East German man is on summer holiday in Swizerland with his Trabant. He pulls into a gas station and starts looking for 2 stroke fuel. At the same time a yellow Porsche pulls into that same gas station. The Trabbi driver stares at the Porsche with his mouth wide open.

The well dressed Porsche owner comes over with his jacket casually slung over his shoulder and says; "Nice ride heh?".

The Trabbi driver responds; "Oh yeah, that piece of machinery will most likely do more than 80 km/h." "You know, this is my Trabant. I dream of doing 100 km/h here on the swiss autobahn just once, but unfortunately the Trabbi won't make it over 80 km/h not even on a good day."

(Porsche driver) "No problem!" "I'm not busy today and I have a towing rope in my luggage compartment." "I'll just attach the rope to your Trabant and pull you up to 100 km/h or even a bit more if you like. Just flash your headlights when you've had enough"

(Trabbi driver) "Wow and it's not even my birthday today!"

Ok, they attach the Trabant to the Porsche using the rope and heads for the autobahn.

100 km/h and the Trabant driver enjoys it to the full with his arm placed in the open window looking as cool as he can.

Suddenly a red Ferrari blasts past the 2 while doing more than 200 km/h.

That was just too much for the Porsche driver who completely forgets about the Trabant behind him as he pushes the gas pedal as far as it goes to teach the Ferrari driver a lesson.

Meanwhile at the next gas station the italian attendant Giovanni looks out the window at the cars driving past on the autobahn. Suddenly he screams to his boss (heavy italian accent that I wasn't able to translate); "Boss boss it's crazy out there, first come a red Ferrari doing more than 200 km/h, then close behind him a yellow Porsche and close behind the Porsche a gray Trabant that flashes his headlights like crazy!"

"And you know what boss, the *******s won't let the Trabant overtake!"

[Zendalar]

Heh A good one!

I have heard that same joke but instead of trabant there was this Lada that the Porsche was towing

[john_colasante]

Another one along the same lines:


A young boy was riding his moped down the freeway (don't ask me why) when he saw a porsche pulled off the side of the road w/ the driver dinging around under the hood (don't ask me why). So the kid pulled in behind the man. "Excuse me, mister..." the boy inquired. "What do you want, kid?" came the reply. "The Porsche has always been my dream car. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind too much, if I could maybe touch it?"

The man hesitantly replied, "I just got a brand new paint job...well, okay, go ahead...just don't scratch it!" So the boy feels it....ahhh yes, this is heaven..."I'm actually touching a Porsche!" the boy thinks to himself.

"Hey, mister...do you think it would be okay for me to maybe sit in it?"

"Well, okay...just don't touch anything!" So the boy sits in the driver's seat. Digital Alpine stereo...leather upholstery...digital this...digital that....5-speed on the floor...yes...heaven. "Well, thanks, mister!" the boy exitedly, but graciously tells the driver as he goes back to his moped.

The driver takes off, and the boy follows. Then the boy passes the Porshe. The driver, a little irritated shifts quickly into 2nd...3rd...passes him like he's standing still. "That'll show that little punk!" the driver thinks to himself. Suddenly, the boy on the moped passes him up again. "What in the world...?" thinks the driver.

"Okay, you want to play rough, huh?" So he shifts into 4th...5th...going so fast that the Porsche starts to shimmy...but here comes the kid again. "NO WAY!" ? The driver angrily pulls off the shoulder and the boy follows him in.

The driver disgustingly slams his door as he walks back to the kid. "What in the world kind of motor do you have in that moped, kid?" As the kid wipes the bugs off his face he replies...
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"Mister, I'm sure glad you stopped...my suspender is caught in your door!"

[speeder]

So this cop is walking his beat, (this is an old joke), and he comes across a little boy in a red wagon, the kid has a rope tied to his dog's nuts, every once in a while the dog/wagon moves a couple of inches, with a lot of protest from the dog. The cop says to the kid, "You know, if you tied it around his neck you'd go a lot faster." The kid replies, "Yeah, but I'd lose the siren!"

[beepbeep]

*lol*

wonderfull 1000:th post, speeder!

[nostatic]

Denis, that joke hurt just reading it

[Brian993]

Good stuff!

[sammyg2]

A young man was hitch-hiking down a country road along with his dog which was on a leash.
A bright red new Porsche 911 came around the corner and slowed to a stop right in front of the hitch-hiker. The driver of the exotic sports car informed the youth that he would be happy to give him a ride but would not allow a dog in his Porsche.

The young man says "that's all right, he can run along beside us".

The driver chuckled and said " this is a Porsche 911, no dog in the world can keep up with it.

The young man insisted that this dog could do it easily.
The driver, with a devilish grin on his face, says "OK, lets go".

They both climbed into the car, being careful not to scratch the new leather seats.
The driver started out carefully in 1st gear and took the car up to 20 mph. He looked over to the passenger who was holding the leash out the window, and asked "how is your dog?"

"Oh, he's just fine" answered the passenger.
Not believing what he had just heard, the driver accellerated and shifted to 2nd gear, now travelling 45 mph. "How's your dog now?" he asked with a slightly evil tone.

"Oh, he is really running now, his little legs are a blur".

The Porsche driver accellerated to 60 mph and repeated the question, and recieved the same reply.

All he could think of was that there was no way that little dog could still be there.
He suddenly slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the car, and ran around to see if there really was still a dog on the other end of the leash.

He was shocked to see that there was. He asked the dog's owner, "hey, what kind of dog is that? I've never seen one like it. What is that big pink thing around his neck?"

"Oh, that's his butt hole, he aint used to them Porsche brakes" :-)