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[GIBSON]

"Porsche Parade Crashed"
"A recent celebration of historic and rare Porsche street and race cars was interrupted by the appearance of an unkown SUV, thought to be of Japanese origin. One driver of a very early Porsche vehicle can be seen turning his head in horror as the solemn proceedings were "crashed' by the intruder. The vehicle and driver were quickly removed from the event."

[Jgordon]

1. "Hey, could you guys tell me where the nearest starbu --
oops, sorry about your fender"

2. "Hey, why does your car say 'camera' on the trunk?"

3. "Hey, why are you guys on a racetrack? Poorsh doesn't race,
do they?"

Jared

"Seconds later, the silver Toyota RAV 4 was incinerated by flames from the 917's exhaust"

[john_colasante]

"Hey guys, look what I just got on eBay!"

[nostatic]

"somebody tell that guy in the Hyundai Santa Fe to pick a lane!"

[Toolmaster]

"See, I told you we'd make it as a pace-car..."

[JavaBrewer]

"Ok kids, everyone gets a turn. Helen Keller...you're up."

[tchanson]

The turd in the punch bowl, redefined.

[BGCarrera32]

"Everyone pulled aside, hoping not to get hit with the same ugly stick that so swiped the Cayenne."

[cstreit]

Through years of painstaking effort, and despite the bumblings of Igor, Dr. Frankenstein finally had his Porsche.

Find one error.

This is what happens if you let the marketing department decide.

Fashion trends.

[ECSjr]

Cayenne driver to passanger...

"you say this manufacturer has a long heritage?"

(if that is the final look....it DID get hit with one big ugly stick)

Ed
'92 C2 Cab

[Noel]

"After spending $200 Million on R&D, Porsche returns to racing with the world's first pace Car/SUV. Thus confirming rumours that when Porsche announced they would return to racing, they actually meant 'Pacing.' Damn typos."

[Rick Lee]

"What turn signal? Can't you see I'm talking on my cell phone?!"

[Jgordon]

Or, said in sesame street song voice:

One of these things does not belong here, one of these things is not the same......

[KTL]

A sign the Apocalypse is upon us.

[TigerTrash]

Spoken in the year 2004

PORSCHE.......THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE!....well except for that whole Cayanne thing. What were they thinking.

[Jay Auskin]

1. "I told you they make lift-kits for my Neon!"

2. "This is your brain on drugs...any questions?"

[BlkBird]

And the sales person said,

"All the other Porsche cars will treat you with respect. And wave at you with their finger. But best of all, it comes with a built in cellular! And 14 cup holders!"

[RazorRacer]

The guy in the 356 says, "holly smolly, I think I'll go back to my coma".