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Future X wife verse 74 Targa

There has been no shortage of Drama in my life as of late. I have been contemplating options for this 911....This occurred when a hot south american woman found a Polaski in the garage next to one of my 911's ...anyone care off offer there thoughts? Obvious part out candidate? Drop the 2.7 and the 7/31 915 into my 70 T? Look for a hood, doors all glass and rear quarters?

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Old 10-14-2014, 10:43 AM
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Roman Polaski?
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Dang - Axe? How much you want for it?
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She was angry you didn't get a coupe.
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No problem, that oughta buff right out. LOL By the way, what the hell is a Polaski and why does it incite Porsche violence?
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Thank God I keep my hot South American wife happy!!!
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You mean Pulaski....type of axe.
I thought she found a Polish woman in there for a minute.....
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She was angry you didn't get a coupe.
Reasonable woman.
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Replace the glass and drive the hell out of it. Now you don't have to worry about parking lot dings. Your lucky it was the car and not your head.
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Seems like it could have been much worse. It actually doesn't look too bad as I would think most of those panels could be saved by an experienced paint/body person.

I vote to fix the car instead of part it out. You X will be happy as she'll have a pristine target for her next round of lumber jack training.
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for about 30 seconds I thought it was a coupe!!

How do you explain this to your insurance adjuster?

I would find that axe and other potentially lethal objects before falling asleep in your house again.
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File a police report, press charges and have her put in jail!
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Pics of the hot SA woman, soon to be ex, or she doesn't exist and you have no case.
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Dang brother, wtf did you do to prompt that kind of heinous rage...

My X was never that violent, she preferred to torture me in more subtle ways...

On a brighter note, just be glad she didn't pull a Lorena Bobbit on you and just took it out on the 911...
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She also removed all glass from my 70T barn find thank god she left the body alone.
Looking for factory glass for the 70T if anyone needs to clear out there garage.
Thought I could put the door glass from the targa into the coupe but I was informed they don't jive.

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Think she got tired on the Targa!
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Think she got tired on the Targa!
Oh yeah, her arms got tired swingin' that axe...happens to me playin' golf...
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time to go longhood and press charges.
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Damn!
Hope you have a good gun safe.

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