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Advanced physics -- Rice style
This thread is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=357271 Jared
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HAHA!! That's hilarious
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oh thats funny as hell!!!
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Maybe they can cut a big hole in the first floor, and rip out some first floor ceiling to attach a chain hoist to the ceiling joists. Then they can raise it to the first floor. After that, they can repair the first floor's floor and ceiling. When they're done, they can report to the hospital to be brain donors, as they're not really in any need of theirs.
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This is one of my favorite quotes after the guy is called a p**sy
"Im pretty strong IMO. I bench 285lbs, and work out on a daily basis -Brian" Thanks for the great Friday read! Jeff |
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LOL!!! maybe they could pull a Shawshank and tunnel their way out!!! hahahahha!!
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That thread just confirms that you have to 10% smarter than the equipment. . .
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My personal favorite:
"you should just build the whole car in the basement, then you can drive the engine up the stairs...."
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If any of us wrote English as bad as in this thread we would be flamed from here to eternity. Glad to hear they did get the motor out though... I was going to suggest jackhammering out the basement wall.
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Put some BIG ASS boat fenders on it, flood the basement and pull it out the door.
ROTFLMAO......... Good gut laugh to start my Friday eve. 
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