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I'm going to be very sick.....
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Hugh - So Cal 83 944 Driver Person NOT a 'real' Porsche -- Its Better!!!! When was the last time you changed your timing and balance belts and/or cam chain and tensioner? New Users please add your car's year and model to your signature line! Never break more than you fix! |
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I have never wished for a timing belt to break on someone.
This may be the first time.  Did you look at that guys website at sound domain ............. OMG "WELL SHE REALLY ROARS LIKE A LION, I GOT HER UP TO 140 STOCK NO LIE COMING FROM DAYTONA'S SPRING BREAK NOW I ADDED THE CHIP AND AIR FILTERS SOON VERTEX WILL DO MY HEADERS & TURBO NOT THINKING OF SPRAY YET,"
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Alex - PCA Polar Region - Boxster Muncher 86' 944 Turbo - Megasquirt - 326 rwhp/340lbft @ 18 psi SOLD www.edmontonhomelife.com www.edmontonrealestate.ws Last edited by ae1969; 01-26-2004 at 07:11 PM.. |
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01-26-2004, 07:08 PM
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If his T-belts breaks he would most likely put a Honda engine in it.
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Hugh - So Cal 83 944 Driver Person NOT a 'real' Porsche -- Its Better!!!! When was the last time you changed your timing and balance belts and/or cam chain and tensioner? New Users please add your car's year and model to your signature line! Never break more than you fix! |
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01-26-2004, 07:18 PM
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aren't you curious if he will ever show up here.
 He is going to be getting his headers done..........and turbo from vertex? Never knew vertex did conversions..... but at least he is willing to Turbo the car before he tries Naaaaaawwwwzz.... At least he is sensible.... hehehe.  but you must admire (I am not sure if that is the right word) how much cash he has dumped into that.... WOW.... but there are some things I like on it......
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01-26-2004, 07:23 PM
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It would be pretty funny if this guy joined the forum and asked what type of NAAWWSS kit would be best for his rally edition 944...
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looks like you beat me to it AE
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I especially like the rca cables from the 'interior sound system' dangling in the footwell.
What I can't figure out is what did he do to the headlights? |
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01-26-2004, 07:25 PM
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I really like yellow on 944s. I wish my car was yellow. So I like the yellow. See- I can be positive!
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01-26-2004, 07:27 PM
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I like the rims..... cause I have those on my NA.
I shouldnt even of admitted to that............ but really it looks good on mine.
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01-26-2004, 07:30 PM
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I think it's that back bumper that really throws the whole thing off. and well, that front bumper and the side panels. The wing also. Well, now that I think about it, the interior really finishes this car off. actually, the whole car just throws itself off. forget i posted.
We owe it to this guy to flame him in his own guestbook... that or just mock the hell out of him.
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01-26-2004, 07:33 PM
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Does this settle the debate on the middle tail light being rice...j/k
We should invite him to this board, he could be entertaining
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There are some who call me... 'Tim'. a well set-up 1983 Guards Red 944 |
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two words...
Piece O' ***** (ok, three words....)  AFJuvat
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Es geht nicht darum wie schnell man faehrt, sondern wie gut man schnell fahren kann. Ihr Brunnen der nutzlosen Porsche Information |
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01-26-2004, 07:55 PM
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Well, The wings' gotta go, the rims gotta go, the colour well just look at it! I like the nose clean and defined tho' I would have euro'd it. And, he did detail it well.
But, I do agree. I can see "VTECH" stenciled on the side. My 2 cents Rick
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This is wrong in oh so many ways. With the cash this guy is pimping into that 944, he could have bought a new Porsche or 12-15 V-TEC Hondas...
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Im surprised that no one has brought up the fact that it looks like a Nissian 300X. And may god's rath be upon that mockery of a, dare I say, porsche.
Now i just feel dirty. Excuse me while i sacrifice a North Korean car to the mistical spirit that envelops the city of Stuttgart and the three wise men, Ferdinand, Ferry and the current President. I say that we have a witchcraft trial on the board, and accuse every single person who has a "porsche" like that. - 1980 931, 4-lug - 1992 Mitsubishi Eclipse 1.8, yea its a winter car, im just glad im not in a Chevrolet Corsica, etc. |
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I don't know whether to cry or puke. Raven, I like the wichcraft trial idea. Are there any, shall we say, marksmen for hire?
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01-26-2004, 09:24 PM
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way to go snapperhead!! way to ***** up a nice car. I'd love to throw up in his sunroof.
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I just want to know how he opens the rear hatch.
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01-26-2004, 10:38 PM
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i wouldnt trust vertex to do a turbo conversion, i took my car down there to have the timing belt and other stuff done and they did the timing belt and "forgot" about the other stuff on the work order... pissed me off. and their customer service in person sucks.
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01-26-2004, 10:59 PM
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oh and ive never seen him in florida and i drive everywhere... if i do i might have to get my keys out...
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Special Edition 924S 1988 <- SOLD! Asking if you should replace that timing belt is like asking if you should re-use a condom that may have in hole in it with a hooker. |
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1983 Porsche 944 2.5 liter
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