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Porsche Crest car washing ritual

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Old 02-22-2004, 11:36 AM
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I discovered that every time I wash my car, I keep finding more and more stone chips, and have therefore chosen to cease this harmful activity at once
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Wash the car? what's that?
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it's the process of removing the adhesive film that is holding the entire car together, but that's not important right now
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I always thought that the dirt acted as an anti-radar shield.
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only if you've been directly following a semi across a sanded mountain pass for 100 miles
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kinda like what you get when FR takes a shower
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I have and I don't.
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hey, now we could make use of all that left-over Krylon I got sitting around
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Thank you for the offer. Let me think about it for a while.
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Plan on waisting a complete saturday.

Start at say 10am:

1. Staighten car in the driveway
2. Clean out all trash
3. Wash every interior window
4.Enjoy the fine smell of mother for the next hour bringing the interior back to black
5. Start the car because the battery will be going dead soon from the blaring classic 70's!
6. Have a sandwich while car runs for a few minutes. Ponder why I wasted a saturday. Think of all the work ahead.
7. Shut the car off turn the tunes back on
8. Think about how tired I will be when I get to the tires.
9. Vacuum
10. Shut the tunes off
11. Roll the windows up.
12. Look at the watch, Yup time for a beer.
13. think about all the work ahead.
14. Grab another beer.
15. Pre rinse car. Starting on the passangers front and going clockwise.
16. Fill bucket with suds and water.
17. Wash the car is sections. Driverside hood, fender, drivers door, roof, rear quarter.
18. Rince that section.
19. Grab another beer. Think about the work ahead.
20. Wash Passengers side.
21. Rinse
22. Have anober feer.
23. Rinse the car.
24. Grab some chips.
25. Wash the rear and rinse.
26. Grab anober feer.
27. Rinse the car.
28. Rinse tires.
29. wash tires.
30. wash tires.
31. rinse entire car incuding tires.
32. Dry wiith shammy's
33. have a couple beers.
34. Wax as fast I can.
35. take a tylenol for headache caused by to much beer and sun.
36. get another beer.
37. Eat dinner with the family.
38. have another beer.
39. Detail tires.
40. Pass out after having more beer.

Waste Sunday recovering from a hangover.

Thats my 40 step process.
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you guys seriously don't wash 'em?

a clean car is a happy car
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Quote:
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4.Enjoy the fine smell of mother for the next hour bringing the interior back to black
you're a very sick person
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no courage. absolutely no courage
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Maybe no courage, but plenty of taste.
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what? taste? from a Brit???
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mothers not mother!!! ROFLMFAO!
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