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Remember the e-bay $1500 944???
Now it's a 4x4....this guy is too much...check out the top left corner!
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07-27-2004, 06:16 PM
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Lmao....what's next?
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07-27-2004, 06:19 PM
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1) it has a turbo badge on the back left
2) the front spoiler is mangled 3)  What is going on with the interior? Can you say P.O.S.?
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07-27-2004, 06:21 PM
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I want those fuchs....
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07-27-2004, 06:27 PM
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I like how the car has a new "serventine" belt.
I guess that since the 944 never had a serpentine belt, it must've had the rarer "serventine" belt instead. Who wants to bet that somewhere in this car there is at least one pair of socks being used to repair something?
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07-27-2004, 06:34 PM
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I guess the "serpentine" belt 944's aren't selling too well nowadays....
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The Symbol of Success?
"The Symbol of Success"
And then in the second sentence: "Please be aware that since one week ago, the car is not running" He must not be very successful. "But to someone who can order the repair" How do you order a repair? "...while trying to keep the factory look" Then what's with the gay steering wheel cover, sun bleached Porsche reflector and the "I made these custom seat covers from a rotting Musk Ox"? Stephen |
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07-27-2004, 08:07 PM
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Holy Sh$#, I thought I was the only one who used masking tape and super glue!!!! LOL
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07-27-2004, 09:05 PM
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All-Wheel-Drive?! Sweet! I thought only 964's, 993's, and 996's had 4-wheel-drive options...
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07-27-2004, 10:26 PM
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this guy's a real piece of work. and he's an effing liar. airbags - passenger and driver? four wheel drive?
this one is my favorite "Although at the moment -- like I've said -- the car isn't running, I have recently restored just about everything on this car while trying to keep the factory look" I didn't know that the "factory look" was synonymous with "looks like it was beaten to a bloody pulp"
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07-27-2004, 11:33 PM
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holy potato .... This is a joke right???? - and who is dat queer boy next to it ???? - Give him his credit he does has even a sense for 80's clothing ..... miami vice springs to my head ........ hahahahahahahaaa
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07-28-2004, 12:17 AM
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someone please take it of him ...... for 300 or so - i cant im on the other side of the ocean ....
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07-28-2004, 12:18 AM
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"Leather Bra"?? Kinky!
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07-28-2004, 01:27 AM
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WARNING!!!! Will Robinson WARNIING!!!!
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07-28-2004, 01:36 AM
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What a complete monkey. . .
He doesn't even say what kind of repair it needs - it's like a catalog where they don't bother to list prices, it just says "CALL". Yeah. Right. Like I'm going to bother to do that. I'm betting the t-belt snapped. That "beautiful" car looks like crap too. What an idiot.
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07-28-2004, 05:36 AM
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I love the "pimp mah ryde" dashboard carpet (puke), the "turbo" badge in the WRONG PLACE (double puke), the Pep Boys $10.99 steering wheel cover (triple puke), etc. . .
If I were closer to Albequerque I'd go over there with a couple of burly friends and "liberate" that car from that chucklehead for the greater good of the world.
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07-28-2004, 05:39 AM
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I am pretty sure there is a Kodiak bear living in that interior...
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07-28-2004, 05:52 AM
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Taking a page from "Rice Monthly"..
NOT RUNNING means opportunity for more horsepower with new engine. TURBO nameplates and stickers DO make it go faster.. albeit not sell faster. What no NAAAAWWWS! It's "Crap-tastic" What a maroon..
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07-28-2004, 05:57 AM
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if one of us lives near him, they should email him and offer to come take a look at the car... then, when they get there just point their finger and start laughing
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07-28-2004, 06:08 AM
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With all the new parts he's put in in the last 2 years, it would be a good parts car, if somebody has the place to strip it and sell everything.
That's about all it's good for at this point, a parts car. By the way, the comment about the rotting musk ox almost had me laughing hysterically out loud here at work.
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1983 Porsche 944 2.5L
2007 Porsche Cayman S
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