HE HE HE, you know your a porsche FANATIC when...

[overkill]

...you constantly have the urge to clean it, even though it's far from being DIRTY!

and...

[944S Boyeee]

......you have that episode of Friends inwhich Joey "owns" the Porsche on tape and you make all your friends watch it until they say "enough".

......you take the longest routes possible to go by bread. It takes me up to 3 hours to "just run down to the store".

.....you hate ALL other cars and wish they would all just "get off your roads"!!!

.....you're smart enough to buy a 944/951 and not a 72' 911.

.....you own a Porsche toilet seat.

[Z-man]

Originally posted by 944S Boyeee
....you're smart enough to buy a 944/951 and not a 72' 911.

WRONG! I know some early 911's that will run circles around your 944S.

Stop the hatred!
-Z.

[overkill]

Dude, you own a porsche TOILET SEAT! DAMN!


...when you spend countless hours in this FORUM!

[944S Boyeee]

Actually I don't own a Porsche toilet seat - but if you did, you would be a fanantic. I have a Calgary Flames toilet seat!!!

As for the 72' 911 - I'm positive it would run circles around my 944S - but I'm also guessing that one in good condition would cost more - thus buying a 944 is a smarter buy - in my opinion.

[overkill]

TRUE!

[AFJuvat]

Actually, they don't cost all that much - somewhere close to what you paid for your S. 72 911's were the last of the really good reliable 911's until 1978 (The 73 - 77 2.7l engine had some serious issues) the 72 also had the flawless mechanical fuel injection.

For that matter, a good 914-6 will run circles around the 911 and the 944S.

AFJuvat

[overkill]

...when you hang the original option sticker that was in the window of your car when it was first sold!

[AFJuvat]

When you own more than one.

AFJuvat

1975 914
1985 944
1995 968
1997 986

[Craig944[951]]

When you get a hood crest tattoo on your @$$, and 'PORSCHE' long ways along... well we'll stop at that.

[Leadfoot]

you marry a girl called porsche and you name your kids 911,924,944 and 928....Leadfoot

[justin]

What about when you have a dog and name her "Porsche",and on her collar you have a small gold Porsche emblem hanging on it well my dad really does!

[kenny]

You start describing the weather in terms like:

It's not really a Porsche day today (rain)

It's definitely not a Porsche day today (snow)

It's a day to cover the Porsche (sunny)

There's only a 20% chance I should drive the Porsche tomorrow (20% chance of rain)

[fty]

When you violently twitch when you see a porsche........

You decide to go to burger kind becuase they have a porsche in thier commercial....

When you have class in 10min but you insist on checking the BBS...

[Obin Robinson]

...NOT driving the Porsche makes you twitchy and antsy.
...you lose sleep if it's in the shop.
...you have parakeets named "Ferdi", "Butzi", and other Porsche family names (yes we do).

obin

[jnkyrd944]

... when, even though you never speed through a school zone, you never go slower than 19 mph either, and you stay in 1st gear, both hands on wheel autocross style, other foot on the clutch, dodging SUVs and minivans, and the not so smart kids that run out into traffic, waiting for the painted line at the end...

[wolfrpi]

after a diversionary romp in the sack your first instinct is to get back to surfing the net for more high performance 951 parts

[AFJuvat]

You have your children trained to identify any porsche by type and aproximate year.....

Daughter: Look dad, a Boxster
Son: No, that's a 996.....

AFJuvat

[overkill]

HE HE HE HE

...when your car is falling apart piece by piece............ and............. Uh................... I dont know................... my car is falling apart piece by piece!................ and instead of.................being a man about it................ you cry like a friggin BABY! Yeah, that was a good one:P


P.S. I'm not really crying, well almost.....:P

[Brian J]

When in the heat of passion you yell
"Who's your turbo!"